by Jamarley July 4, 2019
a know-it-all who always knows (or pretends to know) the best way to pronounce any and every stupid item on any restaurant menu.
Bob: I'd like to order a chicken gyro (Jie-row).
Peter: It's actually pronounced gyro (yearo).
Bob: Guess what, menu professor? We're not in Greece, we're in East Winston, and here I call it a gyro (Jie-row).
Peter: It's actually pronounced gyro (yearo).
Bob: Guess what, menu professor? We're not in Greece, we're in East Winston, and here I call it a gyro (Jie-row).
by the big seppa September 11, 2009
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by Mammasalt February 9, 2017
Acute experience that occurs while considering the wide variety of menu items at a fast food restaurant as other customers begin to line up in the drive-thru and your decision making skills disappear from the stress.
"Dude, I couldn't decide what I wanted at Taco Bell because three cars lined up behind me in the drive-thru and I started to get menu anxiety"
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