Double Lumpkin

When a girl gives a man head while he is shitting and pissing. (Often deemed impossible)

Yesterday at work I stumbled upon Robert giving Paul a double lumpkin in the bathroom.

by Tripod787 June 19, 2008

Fuzzy Lumpkins

Fuzzy Lumkins is derived from the expression "there is an elephant in the room"- Fuzzy Lumkins refers to the metaphorical elephant in this saying. In other words, when there something obvious that stands out in any particular situation, like "an elephant in the room", the evident object is a Fuzzy Lumkins.

Where two people like each other and each individual is aware of the others feeling. However, neither party has explicitly acknowled the mutual fondness. In this senario, the love that they share is a "fuzzy lumpkins".

by Loneless August 26, 2009

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Reverse Lumpkin

The act of defecating in a girl's mouth while ejaculating into a toilet

i told meagan what a reverse lumpkin is and then we did it!!!!!

by Chris Davidson Cock June 26, 2009

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half-lumpkin

The act of defacation without the benefit of concurrent oral sex.

Since Niles was infected with herpes, Jeeves had to settle for a half-lumpkin when nature called.

by Marklar August 18, 2004

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Super Lumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex while defecating, while concurrently eating a sandwich.

Last night Jack and Jill went out for some raunchy Mexican food. Later that night, they stopped by jersey mikes for a snack. After getting home, Jill was horny as hell, but Jack had the shits from his Mexican food. Jill went down on him, while he was still taking the shit. At this moment, Jack yelled "Bitch, get me muh motha fuckin sangwich, hoe". She got it and he began eating while receiving this wonder blow job. That was the best Super Lumpkin Jack ever got.

by Nik Squared September 5, 2008

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