Literal Larry 

Literal Larry is the subconscious personality in all of us that comes out when conversing with another individual. He hears a sentence, comment, statement or question from a person, and instantly distorts it by conjoing words initially intended to have a different meaning...and then responds to the newly constructed grouping of words instead of the original intended ones...

1.)
Me: What did she look like?
You: She was short, cute, spanish, glasses.
Me: anddd what do spanish glasses look like?

Oh! oops, sorry that was literal larry...

2.)

Surely you can´t be serious!
I am serious, and don´t ever call me Shirly.

Literal larry struck again!

Literal Larry by Oso Polar March 15, 2011

Literal Kangaroo 

A xenophobic racial slur for Australians. It was first discovered by Skyler Turden after it was used by Dave Rubin on Youtube Show/ Podcast Louder with Crowder.

"So you're just driving your car and there's a kangaroo out there in public"
"Is that like another racial pejorative?"

"No, no. A literal Kangaroo"

Literal Kangaroo by Mug Clubber September 17, 2019

Literal kangaroo 

A racial pejorative for native Australians pushed by the alt right like David Duke.

Dave: "Do you know this about Australia, they've got kangaroos just running in public. So you're just driving your car and a kangaroo *swoosh sound* just like that."

Skyler: "..is that like another racial pejorative?"

Dave: "No no, a literal kangaroo!"

Literal kangaroo by MugClub September 17, 2019

Literal kangaroo 

Literally a kangaroo.
Sounds like a slur to certain flannel wearing vapers.

Guy:I was in Australia and kangaroos were just running around in public.
Vaper: was that a racial pejorative?
Guy: no like a literal kangaroo ran across the street in front of me.

Vaper: ok I’ll have to look that up.

Literal kangaroo by Anf44 September 18, 2019

Literal pee 

Pee (literally)

Literal pee

Literal pee by Bendew December 15, 2020

Literal retard 

People named Ragnar

Look at that literal retard, ah it's Ragnar what did you expect.

Literal retard by Ragnar the retard September 23, 2022

Literal Nazi 

Noun. A member of the infamous National Socialist movement that gained control of Germany in the 1930s to 1940s. Not to be confused with “nazi”, which is what left-leaning minds call everything that makes them uncomfortable.

The Canadian parliament (Trudeau included) praised a literal Nazi the other day, while they took a break from denouncing all the nazis.

Literal Nazi by Wordsmitherine September 28, 2023