kool aid

anyone's main squeeze...boy/girl friend

i can't believe this kat is tryin to dip into my kool aid!

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

kool aid

Powdered, mixable drink. Often referred to as Kiddie Crack, Special K, or Cult Punch. Flavours are never referred to as actual foods, just the colours they are, probably due to the fact that it's just dyed sugar. Except when you mix it in water, it tastes like fucking WATER. They make you add 4 bags of damn sugar until it actually is just coloured sugar! Who the hell makes kool aid anyways?

Kid 1: Hey, you got any kool aid?
Kid 2: Hell yeah man, I've got blue, purple, and red.
Kid 1: Well damn, blue sounds good.
Kid 2: Chyea, gettin' hopped up on the K.

by Hextacy December 25, 2006

Kool Aid

According to Dane Cook, Kool Aid is a big talking bowl of punch wearing tights who breaks through your walls screaming "Oh yeah! Oh yeah!" Most children love the giant bowl of punch, but Dane wants Kool Aid man to fix his wall before his dad comes home and beats him with a toaster.

Damn that stupid bowl of punch broke through my wall again!
Fuck that Kool Aid man!

by Dana T. May 22, 2008

kool aid

Something to temporarily die your hair with. Works very well and stays in for about 5 days. Stays in longer if you have platinum blonde hair.

I died my platinum blonde hair red for halloween with Kool Aid. Now, on the 11 of november, my hair still has a pink tint.

by Ka November 11, 2004

kool aid

A beverage created from powder and water meticulously mixed together to create a drink that goes with anything from brownies to bananas (see "bananatime")
OR:
One's significant other, typically a person of the vagina.

MMMMM!!! I just LOVE the refreshing taste of Kool Aid Grape!! It's so delicious and means I don't have to buy ancy junk for my kids!!
OR:
GET OFF MY KOOL AID MOTHAFUCKA!!!

by Kyle October 31, 2003

kool aids

This is what you get if you have unprotected sex with the kool aid guy.

Friend: I have aids, OH NO!!
Kool Aid guy: You have kool aids, OHHHH YEAAA!!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 3, 2006

kool aid

the energy drink for niggas who want gratuitous amounts of sugah

hey! do you wanna feel so black!? Drink kool aid! the energy drink for niggas who want gratuitous amounts of sugah!
In new flavors like turquaz, its turquaz energy, its like adding water to a sugar rush! sound the alarm! your gonna be uncomfortably ghetto fabulous!
what's that? you want milk? well how about chocolate milk! its black, not brown! hoops! you'll be good at it! Its an energy drink for niggas! Niggajee!...

-koolaid, black powerthirst

by Lord Damon Achuine March 8, 2009