A weird shiny person who obsesses over a certain college football teams and Chuck Norris.
All the noob in the barrens chat are hodges'
by Vanish29 April 29, 2008
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(n.) One who is a complete ass whilst being in class.

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(n.) The jerk of the world.
Ryan was being stupid when he was "playing for keeps".

What a hodge!
by Oh, you know. Ballin' as usual February 16, 2010
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When a women or sexually confused man (or family member in willows) not only inserts the full length of the erect penis into his or her mouth but also holds both balls in the mouth as well.
That girl was a pro she was hodging me while watching TV.
by The Newt April 2, 2008
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(v) To improvise a solution to something from an assortment of items. Derived from Hodge podge
After the ceiling fan fell off the ceiling, John hodged something up and was able to get it up and working again.

I really don't know what the report is supposed to be about, so I'll just hodge something together and hand it in.
by Sven452 October 9, 2008
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to hodge is to be a gay chav who bosses people around and jizzes over ccf
i hodged Sergeant Pinchourself
by cls April 28, 2005
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To sneak up behind a couple in a theatre and punch them, then proceding to punch the male in the face multiple times and running off soon to be caught by security.
What? You only hit him once, a true hodge would hit him atleast 5-6 times.
by RichardHead II February 15, 2011
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