Sex Haver

A term used to describe someone after a heroic or legendary feat granting them sexhaver status as a show of respect. Whilst most commonly used in association with personal act it can take other forms to further describe impressive contributions to friends.

“Sam just downed a Tropicana in less than ten seconds what a sexhaver”

Sex Haver ~Adjective~ Legendary or heroic person or feat

by Skelly.1878 June 29, 2023

sex haver

tommyinit

tommyinit is such a sex haver

by sadgirlalyssa January 13, 2023

Havering

To masturbate loudly with a pumice covered glove

Gonna be a busy weekend for me, I finally got the havering glove I ordered

by Pumicelove December 29, 2022

Professional Fun Haver

A person who makes and has fun out of any situation, and stays positive no matter what.
A person who can have fun without drugs, alcohol, cussing, and sex.

Dizzy Dyl is a Professional Fun Haver (Positive person)!

by MrProffesionalFunHaver August 21, 2023

Vagina haver

Derogatory term for female.

Often used by incels or simply out of spite.

Karen: Imagine being a hikineet sitting on your ass playing videogames 24/7 instead of having a job and socializing with real people. What a bunch of no-life losers.

John: >Vagina haver

Opinion discarded.

by schizoposting March 18, 2023

William Havers

Beautiful man

“STOP TALKING ABOUT WILLIAM HAVERS OMFG”
- cate

by Sister in law flo May 20, 2022

Damascus Haver

Damascus Haver is an insult/phrase that basically means that the person has no life. (Referencing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, released in 2019). Damascus is a hard and tedious camo to get in the game and if you have it you are a Damascus Haver.

Chad: "I play Modern Warfare and I already have Damascus in the first week!"
Chaz: "Crazy, you're a Damascus Haver!"

by waitwhatthefrickamidoing January 13, 2021