The city in the far north-eastern part of Illinois.
Absolutely never anything to do. People that live here mainly go up to Kenosha or over to Zion or Gurnee to do stuff.
Absolutely never anything to do. People that live here mainly go up to Kenosha or over to Zion or Gurnee to do stuff.
by trntysftbl08 June 18, 2008
a place where all the rich japs from Randolph and Livingston gp to camp. so many gay ass rules the whole camp is a "no fun zone" the all the people that work there are the meanest bitches in town. they must have a box of tampons up thier ass. and guys are so mad all the time because they can't find thier dicks.
by Billi boob August 6, 2007
When going out on the town and picking up conquests.
One who only fishes in the Harbor.
Respectable fishermen, fish the open sea and bring their catch to the Harbor for sorting and selecting.
Less than honorable fisherman await the deep sea fishermen's return and and attempt to pilfer their catch.
Occasionally fishing with in the harbor is acceptable as long as that person is know to go deep sea fishing and stocks the harbor. One who fails to stock the harbor, though fishes within it, almost never fishes in the deep sea may find themselves becoming a Harbor Shark
One who only fishes in the Harbor.
Respectable fishermen, fish the open sea and bring their catch to the Harbor for sorting and selecting.
Less than honorable fisherman await the deep sea fishermen's return and and attempt to pilfer their catch.
Occasionally fishing with in the harbor is acceptable as long as that person is know to go deep sea fishing and stocks the harbor. One who fails to stock the harbor, though fishes within it, almost never fishes in the deep sea may find themselves becoming a Harbor Shark
Manny Moe and Jack are staying in Vegas for the weekend, Manny and Moe go out hit the town for hours and brings back 5 girls to the hotel bar. all the while Jack has been sitting at the hotel bar, and seeing that his friends are back with girls Jack instantly swoops in and goes for the hottest girl, hence being a Harbor Shark
by Haywood Jablowmie pdx July 18, 2010
Oak Harbor is not the most boring place on earth. The little town of Coupeville, wich is Oak Towns neighbor. Im sure that anyone who has spent more than 15 minutes in Coupeville would be able to relate with me.
Oak Harbor is the secound most boring place on earth. So boring infact, that people have to find things to do, like drive around in fast rice burners, and spray paint on the public highschool. To fully enjoy Oak Harbor, try these things.
1. Stand outside the nearest Mexican restruant, and scream, "viva Mexico!"
2. Buy a cheap Honda, put on a flowmaster, super charge it, and race down Boon Road, against the farmers in their tractors.
3. Go out to city beach at midnight, and bang on light poles untill you get arrested.
4. Sign up for a certain english teacher in the highschool, and prepare for a year of trouble.
5. Jump in the lagoon.
6. have coffee at Angelo's.
7. Go to walmart, buy goldfish, then put them on the DQ grill.
Oak Harbor is the secound most boring place on earth. So boring infact, that people have to find things to do, like drive around in fast rice burners, and spray paint on the public highschool. To fully enjoy Oak Harbor, try these things.
1. Stand outside the nearest Mexican restruant, and scream, "viva Mexico!"
2. Buy a cheap Honda, put on a flowmaster, super charge it, and race down Boon Road, against the farmers in their tractors.
3. Go out to city beach at midnight, and bang on light poles untill you get arrested.
4. Sign up for a certain english teacher in the highschool, and prepare for a year of trouble.
5. Jump in the lagoon.
6. have coffee at Angelo's.
7. Go to walmart, buy goldfish, then put them on the DQ grill.
Tyler: Dude, lets go hang out in Oak Harbor.
Seth: My mom said no, because ill probably either get run over by one of the vandersnoots, or arrested, because the cops have nothing better to do than arrest little boys.
Tyler: Lets go to coupeville then.
Seth: No.
Seth: My mom said no, because ill probably either get run over by one of the vandersnoots, or arrested, because the cops have nothing better to do than arrest little boys.
Tyler: Lets go to coupeville then.
Seth: No.
by Seth d. Miller July 2, 2008
I told my girlfriend her ships in the harbor. She had to go to the restroom to get her underwear out of her butt crack.
by Baby2 November 27, 2017
(Noun, pronoun, adjective)
When a womans vagina smells or tastes like a harbor. I.e. reeks of sea water, spoiled fish or crustaceans.
When a womans vagina smells or tastes like a harbor. I.e. reeks of sea water, spoiled fish or crustaceans.
by Magus788 March 26, 2018
The worst shit-hole county in the USA. Number one in the nation for suicides, teenage pregnancy and depression. Used to be a prostitution town, with one of the largest brothels in the US. Floozys can still be spotted nightly with their small children and fat spilling over their clothing. Also, Grays Harbor is still number one in the US for methamphetamine production.
by Britt E March 28, 2008