Grad Party Diet

A popular diet for people who have to attend graduation parties where there will be a shitload of food. You start out by not eating anything on the day of the party until you get there. Once you've arrived, you proceed to stuff your face with delicious and probably expensive food. After the party you return home and don't eat until the next grad party.

Don't worry, I'm on the Grad Party Diet. It's all good.

by Pilari August 7, 2011

english grad student

A bibliophile who has spent entirely too much time reading, writing, and thinking about the works of poets and authors who society at large has never heard of. i.e. George Gissing & Marie Corelli (two examples)

The English Grad Student realized with solemn humility that she had spent seven years of her life on an education that would resign her to working at coffee shops for the indefinite future.

by Stuck in a book Carole Anne🐘 October 19, 2015

Helpful College Grad Cards

Fill-in-the-blanks college graduation cards for people that are either way too lazy to make up their own cards or are way too stupid to even know what a graduation is.

Brad: I need some help... I just bought some college grad cards and I really don't know what to write on the inside of them! Maybe you would know what to do...?

Donna: Let me see those cards.

(Looks at the college grad cards)

Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...

Brad: What are instructions?

Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...

by Ginja Spixes August 30, 2011

punchbowl grad party

joshua and julian along with his mates are getting jumped on that day xx

hey are you going to the punchbowl grad party?

yes i am, i heard some boys are getting bashed

by user user September 17, 2022

Gradding

The act of attending and studying at Grad school.

I passed my MCATs so I hope all this gradding at university for my MBA will land me a great job in finance.

by WordChic December 1, 2017

glam grad

A glamorous, sexy, brainy, bad-ass female who knows what she wants, works hard, and goes for it, all the while looking fabulous. You may be an intellectual, but that doesn't mean you don't know how to have fun.

The research, reading, and writing is tough; what's tougher is staying healthy, active, and balanced while doing it. Essentially, the hardest part of grad school is remaining FABULOUS. If you're a GLAM GRAD, chances are you were pretty glamorous before you started grad school.

by glamgrad January 21, 2012

Grad

Grad is also known as a Yezzey. Forever stuck in the matrix and knows only what they are told.

This grad needs to be red pilled so they can think for themselves.

by Big Dictionary 91 January 17, 2023