1. Noun
Gar--a fish
hell gars--fish from hell, enjoy eating legs
undead hell gars--see above, but undead
undead subterranean hell gars--see above, but come at you from underground unexpectantly.

2. Adjective
Used to describe something otherwise indescribably bad, gay, horrible, or inept.
1. "NSYNC should be stranded on a deserted island populated by undead-subterranean-hell-gars."

2. Pacifists are gar. Anti-war protesters should be castrated.
by Rypsaw May 1, 2003
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A term originally created by hics and bullriders of Southeast Alberta, Canada, particularly the Bindloss region. It is short for "Garbage".
"Man, my score was low 'cuz I drew Yellobelly. That bull is gar."
by Lowell Monagle August 29, 2004
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Gay Anal Rape. Refers to the amount of penetration a male anime character can endure without shedding "manly tears" or having his sphincter reduced to a bloody mess.
Weeaboo #1: Damn, Simon survived Kamina's Giga Drill Attack for a full 20 minutes before losing consciousness.

Weeaboo #2: I told you that nigga was gar!
by Blascowitz April 18, 2010
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Grown Ass Retard, someone who is not clinicly retarded, but acts like a fucking retard
Look at that GAR over there trying to catch water with a net
by Thuggy Fizzle March 27, 2010
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Replaces the word Grr. because so many damn people use it...
Gar! That son of a bitch stole my hotdog! Ill kill him.
by Gar Bundy July 17, 2003
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To pull a Gar-to do something socially unacceptable, generally seen in the eyes of the world as disgraceful
Hitler killed many many Jews. Many historians feel he pulled a "Gar"
by Jim Fin May 25, 2009
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1. The sound a Pirate makes when defeating an enemy.

2. At term used for ordering a PBR at the bar.

3. An abbreviation for "Beer Garden" when intoxicated.
1. Gaaaar! Ye should know better than to mess wit a pirates treasure.

2. Hey barkeep, get me an icy-cold delicious Gar!

3. I'll meet you in the beer gar in ten minutes for a smoke.
by Brownman311 May 14, 2010
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