An overused phrase in the MMORPG Oldschool Runescape during fights against the Wintertodt boss. Only newcomers and trolls use it.

Wintertodt is a group boss for which there is even a special server, world 309. At all times there are hundreds of players playing against Wintertodt. The boss is killed by feeding burning braziers with logs that can additionally be fletched for more reward points with the cost of decreased experience. Experience is commonly more valued, which leads inexperienced players into asking why so many fletch logs. The overused question is commonly parodised by asking: "Why fletch?"
Player 1: "How do I get enough points for a crate?"
Player 2: "Dood fletch"
Player 3: "Why fletch?"

Player A: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Player B: "Joel on Skype"
Player C: "Why fletch?"
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the stuff the lecked throught the cilling at index in lake side from mc donalds above
(belived to be coke cola syrpe buy smelt like mouldy cheese and spunk!!!!)
Mark says: fucking hell Al thats the brown shit comming through the celling

Al says: fuck no's it looks like someones feltched spunk from ones arse.
thats what its smeels like to me
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Rhyming slang for a womans genitalia made popular by the comedy Surrey Athletic midfield duo
"Bloody hell, that birds Fletch & Danny was so loose I barely touched the sides"
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The nickname of New Jersey native singer, Cari Fletcher.
Fletch Daddy could step on me with her boots, choke me with a croissant, then break a bottle of tequila over my head and I’d thank her
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Benison Fletch- two words in one. Benison, to mean twat, and Fletch, to mean the God of the mountains. This is basically another way of saying a twat God, like some dick footballer that always scores.
We pray to the Benison Fletch, but oh dear God we don't want to
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When you crush esctasy and mix it with blow then snort that shit together.
I got J Fletched last night and it was so awesome!!
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Fletch is a discord moderator for Disabled Football Clan

he is also known as Profile man he wont stop changing his profile he changed his profile every 5 second

Give Me Freedom

Give me Fire
Give me profile or i retire ~ Fletch

David : yo why did you change your profile?

Luke : i didn't?

David : then it must be profile man!
Fletch DFC is a discord moderator
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