Flatter Fest 

To complement someone multiple times over a short period of time.

Alice: "I love your boots, Kate. And those tights."
Sally: "And your green coat is very cute!"
Kate: "Wow, this is such a flatter fest."

Flatter Fest by casp82 January 27, 2009

Flattened Fauna 

Roadkill

Have you read the new book "Common Animals of Roads, Street, and Highway: A Field Guide To Flattened Fauna" by Prof. Knutson?

Flattened Fauna by MikeMcWorkhardster November 15, 2009

Flattening Your Mouse 

The term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage.

Person 1: What's that banging sound coming from my room?

Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse

Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?

Person 2: Yep.

Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.

Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.

Flattening Your Mouse by Achillies Fortifier November 3, 2014

flattered 

How a traditional male feels when a traditional female makes an unambiguous sexual overture.

See also flummoxed.

"Er, well, obviously, I'm flattered. Goodness, is that the time?"

flattered by CougarSW2 November 19, 2004

Flatliner 

A person whos eyebrows lack an arch.

Gentleman: Hon, you should really pluck your eyebrows, you look like a total flatliner.
Woman: Thanks, Hon.

Flatliner by LadyGagum November 26, 2009

flatter myself 

1.) when someone gives you a compliment and you have no idea how to react. when this happens close your eyes and laugh out loud to yourself enjoying the moment.

2.) when you tell a joke that no one else found to be funny, or no one else heard at all and you proceed to laugh to yourself.

3.) A smugness

Sebastian: "damn Randy that sure is a nice beard you got going there."

Randy (inner monolouge): "I never really thought it looked that good, but alright ill flatter myself...haha, hahah, hahahahaha!

flatter myself by The Macho King May 23, 2012

I'm flattered 

Something a girl says to a guy when he tells her that he has feelings for her. She will say it if she is to kind to admit that she would never feel the same in a million years.

Boy: "Susan I think you are amazing! A have had feelings for you for a long time now."

Girl: "Well I'm flattered, but I think we are better as friends."

I'm flattered by FriendZone12345 July 27, 2012