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Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot 

/nigə - ɛkselsyeor -kʌmˈta rd-ˈmɛgə-ˈfagət/

𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨

1. A way to describe someone's unfashionable, inappropriate doings in a cool manner.

Neon: "Yoo, Mort let's see how far my dick can stick up your ass."
Mort: "brah naawwwh heeeel no that's so Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot of you nigga, ong."

2. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a colored man)
Nigward Von Floyd: "Haha, look a Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot!!1!"
Adin: "NOOOO STOP!!11!"
Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot
A herbal remedy, consisting of oats, barley, wheat, and cow bones. A common cure for Great Violin Disease.

Take with caution, and only in recommended doses, by your local shaman.
"Take this exceel. You will be satiated, and many moons will rise upon you, once more."
exceel by Nidht May 3, 2006

excellent 

A word similar to cool or awesome. Usually used to show excitement or enthusiam towards something.
"Wayne's World, Wayne's World. Party time, excellent!"

"That pie was excellent!"

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geicko...excellent!"
excellent by blahblahblah293 December 28, 2005

bill and ted's excellent adventure 

An aewsome movie where these two dudes go in a time machine and bring back all these famous people for this school project.
Total "dude" count: 246

CIA award for journalistic excellence

A killing of a journalist for investigating something that they perhaps shouldn't have had, like a goverment operation or the practices of a larger company
Person 1: whatever happened to that guy that guy who uncovered that conspiracy with the CIA's involvement in the destabilization of Any country here

Person 1: He was awarded the CIA award for journalistic excellence and committed "suicide"

Excelciar 

The Holy Grail which every guy searches for. The perfectest, sweetest, besy poon-tang ever.
Get on your knees and pray to my Excelciar.
Excelciar by Lisa March 13, 2003

excrellent 

fantastically shitty. combines excellent and excrement.
like if your boss has a low-end vocabulary and suggests that you work your day off in a way that you know you can't refuse you can give him a big smile and say, "Excrellent! I'll be here Saturday at 7am!" and if he even hears that you aren't saying excellent he will just think it's like all those other words he hears that he doesn't know and he'll infer from your smile and body language that it's something good. but really it isn't. and you keep your job too.
excrellent by mr. humann May 19, 2010