Evergreen...is a shitty, and puddle of diarrhea school. Majority of students at evergreen think they are hood, but have only acted hood towards cornstalks. They vape and when they get caught they suck dick to get their vapes back. Evergreen is the most horrible school ever due to their lame ass rules and scumbags that they so call "educate" at Evergreen. Due to Evergreen sucking a massive dick at football all the guys like to trash talk because they are ass. Overall Evergreen is full of retarded wannabe hood boys who have grown up in cornstalks, trash talkers, and some dumb ass people for real.
The gay bar is located inside of Evergreen Local Schools.
by Realtalkingman November 5, 2019
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College located near Olympia, Wa. witch is full of nothing but stoners, Emo's, and Anti War protesting pussys. (Known as Greeners) School serves no real purpose, and needs to be closed, and all the hippies sent back to Oregon.
Dude, those fucks from the evergreen state college are protesting the troops comming home by chanting to bring them home, fucking retards.
by Eet_Mee February 3, 2009
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Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker is pretty much the best weed you can get. Legend has it that the strain was genetically engineered by a mad scientist in Pennsylvania shortly before he was killed in a mysterious lab explosion. The scientist extracted 100% goat semen to fertilize Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker...it's so extremely potent that one only needs to smell it to get high...
Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some bud?"
Guy 2: "maaaaan, I got the MONGOLIAN EVERGREEN WIZARD FUCKER!"
They say no one has ever died from marijuana... but these 2 boys were never heard from again.
by The_Evergreen_Wizard November 18, 2006
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High school that was offered laptops and all these other tech-savy shit in 2002. The next year, they took it away because all we kids broke them. Now EVHS is just a regular over-populated Californian high school with a lot of Cacuasians that they think they're gangsta, a few Black kids who swear they're gangsta, not many scary Asian gangstas, and A LOT of scary looking Hispanic gangsta kids that ended up here and not at Mt Pleasant or Silver Creek because their parents are rich enough to be in the middle.
And there are a bunch of gay males, lots of bisexual females, and no lesbians.
idiot1: "I go to Evergreen Valley High School"

idiot2: "Oh you must drive your Hummer to school, work at Hollister, your parents are engineers, and you have laptops. Ritchbitch"
by suburbia is all the same July 13, 2006
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EHS is one of a kind. We got an average of a 3.8 GPA, many state champs and a whole lotta kids with a whole lotta love. We got a number of Blue Ribbon Awards and a juul addiction that won’t quit. We’ve been through hell and back this last year. We’ve lost some of our best friends, and from that we learned how to love eachother. We fucking slay at sports, care about our grades, and everyone knows everyone. Yeah we may only hang out at pnr, watershed and soda creek, but this town kids want to leave so badly, they soon realize is an irreplaceable home that they will hold in their hearts forever❤️
A: who’s that?
B: that’s fucking evergreen high school and damn I wish I went there because they love eachother
by RefrigerateOrInseminate July 27, 2018
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The evergreen plainsmen, a good school in southwest Washington, with a good marching band program, sometimes referred to as Ghetto green
Evergreen highschool- vancouver Washington
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Evergreen Underground was a small magazine created in early 2014 and managed by "Kody Tron" and "ZTh3T3ch" from Washington State. The magazine changed to EvergreenHustle.com but has come back in 2022 as EvergreenUnderground.com.

They post music news, podcasts, and more.
Yo did you see the new review on Evergreen Underground?
by DukioTheDuecer February 3, 2022
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