enrique 

the name you call a hispanic friend when you can't remember his real name.

"This is my friend, Enrique."
"My name is Ricardo...."
"Oh Hey Ricardo!"

enrique by chuckisaboogerface December 16, 2009

Enrique Lex 

A guy that doesn't match his appearance to his personality. mean. An asshole. Act like Eric Cartman from south park, an hate Kyle. Good at math but so bad on English. Only funny because he make noises, curses, a dumbass, and make things awkward.

Guy:Hi
Enrique Lex: STFU

Enrique Lex by StartItLec December 18, 2014

Enrique Aguado Syndrome 

The best Syndrome out there.

d00d, I was talking to Enrique last night...(falls on floor gagging)

Enrique Aguado Syndrome by Xdude April 6, 2005

Enrique 

Hottest singer out there!!
his Voice gives goosebumps to me!!

Enrique Iglesias..the spanish hunk...sings like divine!

Enrique by tuff gurl December 14, 2010

Enrique 

The best Singer in the world!!

some ppl hate hum coz they aint himm! :P jealous! :P

has da best voice EVER

has da BEST personality in america!! n spain! :D

person 1- did u listen to the greatest hit song nowadays?

person2 - oh yeah sung by Enrique! i know! :P

Enrique by Mualagatha January 19, 2009

Enrique 

A crazy mexican that is obsessive and will do anything for dome. You better atch out them Enriques are scary..

"Yeah you know Enrique?"
"Fuck yeah he one scary ass mothafucka."

Enrique by ashbeasssssst August 17, 2011

Enrique's Mole 

A sloppy circular shaped speck of shit plastered to the inside of the bowl given it's name due to its often striking resemblance to the mole that used to grace the right side of Spanish Pop singer Enrique Iglesias' face. (Too bad he got it removed). A man entering a bathroom to find an Enrique's mole down the toilet will often try to remove it from the bowl by directing his stream of piss at it.

Johnny - "Dude there's a piece of shit glued to the bowl in here that looks like Enrique's mole"

Richard - "Try and piss it off man!"

Enrique's Mole by Robert Graysmith August 27, 2007