penis empathy

The vicarious pleasure a man derives from seeing another man's penis being serviced sexually, usually by imagining himself in the same situation. In other words, the reason some straight men cannot enjoy lesbian porn.

For me it's either hardcore or futanari; gotta get my penis empathy.

by Luke T May 17, 2008

Progressive's "Empathy"

thinking exactly like I do and agreeing with me

Progressive's "Empathy" is Orwellian humbug. In actuality, progressives are hypocritical humanitarians who advocate political correctness to satisfy their own sense of moral superiority. They employ the term "empathy" as a logomachical ploy: tis all bosh.

by Yunoglou April 1, 2022

Empathy Overload

The experience of being so totally and emotionally burnt out by upsetting news cycles, that you are unable consume any more media regarding current events

"Did you see the most recent celebrity #MeToo allegation?"

"Nah, man. I can't read any more about that. I've got Empathy Overload. Like how I cry when binge-watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt"

by Something.W May 6, 2018

Road Empathy

When you become agrovated or annoyed at traphic when someone else is driving.

I always have road empathy when my grandma's driving.

by Obnoxshus Rapper October 8, 2017

Sexual Empathy

The ability to understand and respect the perspective of the opposite sex.

By learning about the scientific researchbehind sex differences she grew to have more sexual empathy for his situation .

by modicognition88 July 24, 2017

empathy trolling

A form of guilt tripping, where someone tries to shame people for supposedly lacking empathy by falsely conflating their beliefs with the causes of various tragedies, on the basis of anecdotal evidence. Often used to stereotype entire groups of supposedly privileged people as part of a vast evil, inhuman conspiracy to keep the oppressed masses subjugated, especially in identity-politics and neo marxist circles. Also employed as a form of virtue-signaling

Idpollers constantly engage in empathy trolling on social media to milk political and social capital for themselves and their cause, out of tragedies.

by _|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_ June 26, 2018

Empathy Whore

A person who tells an incorrect or fabricated story just to feed off the emotions of the listener.

"Tom was telling me this story about how some guy ate like 15 hot peppers in front of his boss just to prove a point."

"Yeah, he told me too. Total bullshit. What an empathy whore."

by RightAngleBestAngle March 2, 2016