Spanish or Scarface version of the English term "crucial"; also used when something is very crucial or when something very crucial has happened or is about to happen
by The Murahari Dynasty, Jan. 19, 2006 January 19, 2006
by JohnnyFleekins August 31, 2005
when a outfit or piece of clothing is very nicely looking but instead of it jsut being plain simple drip. It’s cruical drip, like drip but x10.
by kinleyahhhhyea October 31, 2019
Chibi_Saiyan_Christian: Is afraid me. I transmit the crucial drophammer, those women who rob you!
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<Tone> *TRANSMITS THE CRUCIAL DROPHAMMER*
<Victim> OMFG~
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<Tone> *TRANSMITS THE CRUCIAL DROPHAMMER*
<Victim> OMFG~
by Anonymous July 31, 2003
You know how sometimes your out, at, let's say a party or gallery opening, or whatever the fuck it is people do, and then this squad of dudes roll in, and something doesn't quite feel right? Like maybe they got mixed up in looking for some party that was going to be way better than the one your at actually is, and all of a sudden the shit gets real hot. And you talk about it for weeks. And kids who weren't there cry like jerks with skinned knees: 'Ahhh, how did I miss that shit, it sounds so good.'
That's what it's like everywhere Crucial dudes go.
They drink 40's better than you.
They probably look better than you.
They are way funnier than you.
They ride bikes better and make better artwork and have bigger dicks and beards than you.
Sometimes, there are just dudes who are definitely more put together. They are here for making parties either way better or way worse, and have been doing it for way long. That's what Crucial dudes do.
They get very party.
They get awesome.
And if someone pisses in your sink at your next weak birthday party, and there were some random folks there yelling and making it fun again, it was probably one of them.
Crucial.
That's what it's like everywhere Crucial dudes go.
They drink 40's better than you.
They probably look better than you.
They are way funnier than you.
They ride bikes better and make better artwork and have bigger dicks and beards than you.
Sometimes, there are just dudes who are definitely more put together. They are here for making parties either way better or way worse, and have been doing it for way long. That's what Crucial dudes do.
They get very party.
They get awesome.
And if someone pisses in your sink at your next weak birthday party, and there were some random folks there yelling and making it fun again, it was probably one of them.
Crucial.
by Jimmy Awesome April 4, 2006
Wheres My Crucial Hoe.
by Devon Grundy February 13, 2011
by dj elove January 12, 2004