by Earl Teh Squirrel October 25, 2007
When you dont clean your penis and all the sperm gets trapped inside causing it to look like cauliflower
"Hey melissa, I was fucking this guy when i saw all this shit and i realised he was a cauliflower dick!"
by Bizzy Dog September 23, 2006
by ASAP Yakk March 29, 2016
When a certain amount of alcohol is consumed, you need to go to the toilet a considerable amount more than normal.
"Oooh, thats The Cauliflower Effect Kicking in!"
"Oooops, thats the Cauliflower effect, be back in a jiffy"
"Oooops, thats the Cauliflower effect, be back in a jiffy"
by TheF-DOT-GOWERzZ.ox July 27, 2009
another word for broccoli
by kai didn't_djiskd October 30, 2019
To engage in aural sex (that's right, ear sex) and to shoot your load down, around and in your sexually submissive partner's lugholes. Giving the appearance of white ears.
Usually results in brain damage and death.
Usually results in brain damage and death.
Jane: I love you jeff
Jeff: Shutup bitch! Im gonna aural you the fuck up!!!
Jane: NOOOO
Jeff: *grunting* UHHHHH *JIZZ BOMB*
Jane: Owwww, my eardrum *DIES*
Jeff: I totally fucking owned your ear, CAULIFLOWER EAR!!!!
Jeff: Shutup bitch! Im gonna aural you the fuck up!!!
Jane: NOOOO
Jeff: *grunting* UHHHHH *JIZZ BOMB*
Jane: Owwww, my eardrum *DIES*
Jeff: I totally fucking owned your ear, CAULIFLOWER EAR!!!!
by j7x (james sevenfold bent) November 18, 2006
I thought everything was fine while we were laying together, then she cauliflower slapped me! Man, I was NOT expecting that!
by Jermey Grem April 7, 2011