Blob

Verb - When one sits or lies down staring blankly at a screen for days on end, and only ever gets up to eat and pee.

1 - I was planning on being productive this holiday but I just ended up blobbing.

2 - I blob a lot, don't judge me.

by IamPANDAMAN September 02, 2016

blob

its a blob

omg its a blob!

by globblobblopglop March 14, 2023

Blob

To fill a ton of condoms with water, then place them all on a person's front lawn or porch in the middle of the night.

Are we gonna Blob Tom's house? He deserves it for being a total douche.

by pierro66 December 07, 2010

Blob

1: Like the name suggests, a person who sits on the couch all day watching Dr.Phil and/or daytime TV.

2: Idk.

"Dude, stop watching Dr.Phil you freaking blob!"

by w00t123 May 12, 2010

Blob

A pronoun just like he, she and they

It can be used in the same ways as any other pronoun

Hi I met a blob named Sam, blob is a really funny person and you have to meet blobs cat, blob doesn’t talk a lot about blobself tho

by Seaki January 04, 2021

on the blob

A crude expression for a female on her period used by immature boys who don't realise that a female is stressed when she is not on her period (hence the term PMS - PRE menstrual tension) thanks for reading.

"Naff off Dave."
"Oooh! Let me guess - you're on the blob!" Uh, no!

by MilitantAtheist December 04, 2003

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Bae

Barry was so desperate that he went for Jenna the BLOB

by James Pete 97 August 02, 2016