Blob 

A person who is a bit fat but can tank (barge) through crowds of people and can body slam people out the way while his friends push him forward as fast as possible.

Guy1: quick move a blob is coming.
Guy2: shit am gona get tanked.
Or
Guy1: hey blob come here, il help you tank through these people
Blob: sure.
<proceeds to tank (barge) everyone out the way>

Blob by SomeKidYouDon'tKnow August 16, 2011

blob 

abbreviation of blowjob

I enjoy a blob after a hard day at the office.

blob by moammar November 24, 2007

blob 

Massing infantry in strategie games.

Meh blob is better than urs. Stop blobbing NOOB!

blob by Kailette April 23, 2008

blob 

liek like like
one person on one end
then someone else jumps down
and they make you fly up
and BAM! you hit the water

I BLOBBED!
i never that i would do that.

blob by lalasong June 13, 2008

Blob 

An extremley moody unhappy self harming person that has no personal hygenine (greasy hair, pubic hair etc)

A scrubber also know as a tramp

BdotJdot: whats wrong with hayley.....blob

Hayley: what the fuck man aii ittt i cor find ma jacket aii it yow got it?

BdotJdot: Nah... *slyley* Blob

Hayley: for fucks sake i heard that (standing round the corner ripping head phone out of ears)

Blob by BdotJdot April 11, 2009

Blob 

To "go". To travel to a place.

Do you want to blob to the movies with me?

Blob by Be a knife October 20, 2010

Blob 

A chick or lady friend that is on her period.

Nah, i didnt bang her, she was on the blob. AIIIIII

Blob by Chester March 7, 2005