Verb - When one sits or lies down staring blankly at a screen for days on end, and only ever gets up to eat and pee.
1 - I was planning on being productive this holiday but I just ended up blobbing.

2 - I blob a lot, don't judge me.
by IamPANDAMAN February 23, 2016
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1: Like the name suggests, a person who sits on the couch all day watching Dr.Phil and/or daytime TV.

2: Idk.
"Dude, stop watching Dr.Phil you freaking blob!"
by w00t123 May 12, 2010
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To fill a ton of condoms with water, then place them all on a person's front lawn or porch in the middle of the night.
Are we gonna Blob Tom's house? He deserves it for being a total douche.
by pierro66 December 7, 2010
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A pronoun just like he, she and they

It can be used in the same ways as any other pronoun
Hi I met a blob named Sam, blob is a really funny person and you have to meet blobs cat, blob doesn’t talk a lot about blobself tho
by Seaki January 4, 2021
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A crude expression for a female on her period used by immature boys who don't realise that a female is stressed when she is not on her period (hence the term PMS - PRE menstrual tension) thanks for reading.
"Naff off Dave."
"Oooh! Let me guess - you're on the blob!" Uh, no!
by MilitantAtheist December 4, 2003
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im blob
by Blcbby July 28, 2021
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