tug bloat 

When you've spent too long masturbating and your cock is sore and swollen.

Hey, I was pulling it for hours, but now I've got tug bloat.

tug bloat by Salty Sea Dog April 23, 2014

pussy bloat 

swelling of a woman‘s pubic mound.

“Irlene‘s tight britches sure showed her pussy bloat.”

pussy bloat by dukie808 March 17, 2008

Chipot-Bloat 

any abnormal general swelling, or increase in diameter of the abdominal area following ingestion of large food quantities from a slightly elevated mexican fast food chain

Following a carnitas burrito, a quesadilla and two bags of limey-saltarrific chips, Joe Collegestudent rocket slam-dunked for the first time in his life before collapsing on his dorm bed with his girlfriend. The night turned south once his overwhelming flatulence and paralyzing chipot-bloat prevented him from advancing past first base.

Chipot-Bloat by Dave-S March 29, 2011

frothy bloat

The act of licking ones semen off the anal opening of partner after ejaculation and adding a few extra thrusts to cause semen to become "frothy".

Don't move. I'm going in for a frothy bloat.

frothy bloat by Validus Draco April 30, 2006

booze bloat 

the quickly gained weight a person gains when they drink too much and too often, usually concentrated to the face, and the belly.. this affects men and women in similar fashion, though It's not really that hot when a girl suffers from a case of booze bloat.

Christina Aguilera claims she weighs 100lbs? Gurl, she ain't stepped on the scale since she came down with that bad case of booze bloat.

booze bloat by gomer79 March 17, 2011

Skroat bloat 

Blue balls

That bitch gave me skroat bloat!

Skroat bloat by Bungmasterflexx April 18, 2018

Spider bloat 

The act of shitting and pissing in a IV tube then shoving up someone’s nose just for them to drink.

Mom: dude, do your chores or you’ll get a beating
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat

Spider bloat by Ieywgekeoeye April 29, 2021