smoke an L in the back of the benz-y
by nash_melo April 20, 2008
by TeBeQUE April 4, 2011
A car considered by many as the finest automobile ever built. Mercedes offer superb luxury, quality, performance and comfort...truly an incredible piece of machinery and technology.
Mercedes have become somewhat of a status symbol. They are often wrongly associated with wealth, but anyone who loves great automobiles can own one, regardless of their social status.
There has been a longtime debate on whether BMWs are better than Mercedes, but the truly knowledgeable automobile enthusiast knows Mercedes are the BEST.
Mercedes have become somewhat of a status symbol. They are often wrongly associated with wealth, but anyone who loves great automobiles can own one, regardless of their social status.
There has been a longtime debate on whether BMWs are better than Mercedes, but the truly knowledgeable automobile enthusiast knows Mercedes are the BEST.
by Alpha79 May 4, 2011
1. a way to say you won't take shit from haters.
2. a way to say "let's ride!"
3. a greeting that often confuses people.
2. a way to say "let's ride!"
3. a greeting that often confuses people.
1. Nicki: Keys to the benz? Keys to the benz!
Keys: Oh shit, I'd better step up on outta hurr...
2. Sean: Hey, there's a sale on plastic banana guards at WalMart!
Keane: Keys to the benz!
3. Chris: Hey, Drew.
Drew: Keys to the benz.
Chris: .......... ?
Keys: Oh shit, I'd better step up on outta hurr...
2. Sean: Hey, there's a sale on plastic banana guards at WalMart!
Keane: Keys to the benz!
3. Chris: Hey, Drew.
Drew: Keys to the benz.
Chris: .......... ?
by NoMSG October 11, 2010
One of the two finest automobile companies in the world. Mercedes and BMW are the ultimate contenders for mass-production high-quality cars. Nobody can fucking step to them.
American: I love my Ford.
European: You are truly a fucking idiot, Mercedes and BMW rule the world.
American: I know, but since I am a lazy motherfucker I do not know these things, and I am too blind to see the truth.
European: You are truly a fucking idiot, Mercedes and BMW rule the world.
American: I know, but since I am a lazy motherfucker I do not know these things, and I am too blind to see the truth.
by BMW = BLACK MAN'S WISH May 18, 2003
Mercedes-Benz is one of the best car manufactures in the world. They produce a car with perfect blend of quality, saftey, performance, and luxary that no other car company can, with the exception of BMW and Volvo.
Japanese cars have the almost the same long lasting qualities, but not the saftey and solid-ness.
American cars just blow.
Japanese cars have the almost the same long lasting qualities, but not the saftey and solid-ness.
American cars just blow.
Evan: I got into a car accident today, I was blind sided by a guy running a red light.
Adam: How are you at the gym, if you were in a car accident earlier today?
Evan: Because I was driving a Mercedes-Benz.
Adam: Wow, what kind of car was the other guy driving?
Evan: A Chevy Cavalier. Hes in intensive care at the hospital right now, he should be alright.
Adam: Its a good thing you spend a few extra bucks for a Mercedes, not only is it sexy looking, its also the safest mass-produced car on the market.
Evan: Yeah, im going to buy a new one tomorrow.
Adam: How are you at the gym, if you were in a car accident earlier today?
Evan: Because I was driving a Mercedes-Benz.
Adam: Wow, what kind of car was the other guy driving?
Evan: A Chevy Cavalier. Hes in intensive care at the hospital right now, he should be alright.
Adam: Its a good thing you spend a few extra bucks for a Mercedes, not only is it sexy looking, its also the safest mass-produced car on the market.
Evan: Yeah, im going to buy a new one tomorrow.
by Evan V January 17, 2005
One of the most reknowned manufacturer of luxury automobiles, based in Germany. Founded by Gottlieb Daimler and Karl Benz, registered the first automobile patent. Mercedes-Benz is now a part of the DaimlerChrysler auto group.
Model range includes the A-Class (compact), C-Class (smaller sedan), E-Class (mid-size sedan), S-Class (luxury sedan), CLK-Class (mid-size coupe), SLK-Class (smaller roadster), CL-Class (luxury coupe), SL-Class (roadster), M-Class (SUV), and the G-Class (premium/limited production SUV).
by EJL November 12, 2004