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Pain in the Ass with Benefits 

Two people whose relation only exists because of a sexual relationship. This may often be seen from others as "Friends with Benefits" type of situation. However, unlike that situation one of the two people is faking enjoyment of the friendship component. The person facilitating the deception is doing so in order to avoid causing a negative emotional response which may cease the sexual component.
Shirley has a Pain in the Ass with Benefits situation going on with Mike.
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Teacher With Benefits 

Every high school boys' fantasy. A teacher that will have sex with him.
Jake: Man Mrs. Johnson looks like a great piece of ass. I would totally do her!

Cody: I fucked her after school last week! She was damn fine.

Jake: You tapped that?!?

Cody: Yeah. Haven't you ever had a teacher with benefits? It's awesome!!!
Teacher With Benefits by rogerthewhale September 11, 2011

minor benefits 

The action of masturbating someone else.
The only way in which Trevor got lucky with Renée was with her providing minor benefits.
minor benefits by eViL pOp TaRt August 14, 2010

friends with benefits 

when 2 people have all of the traits a relationship has,but aren't labeled boyfriend and girlfriend.and they are free to date whoever without consequence,unless you agree to other terms.
Shayne:Want to be friends with benefits?
Cayley: Sure but what are out terms
Shayne:we can date outside of this,but we still do relationship like stuff.
Cayley: Lets start now.
friends with benefits by oblowi March 27, 2011

friends with benafits 

Can we spell???

it's spelles friends with benefits

friends with minor benefits 

These are two individuals, usually a male and a female, who occasionally engage in noncoital sexual behavior (most often masturbation but possibly other forms) without being lovers or having any long-term commitment. Usually this is done on an infrequent basis if one or the other is in need. Think of this as one possible and occasional outcome of a strong friendship between a man and a woman. I hope this definition does not offend.
While Tom and Jennifer's relationship was usually Platonic, sometimes theirs devolved into that of 'friends with minor benefits.'

the benefit of the doubt 

"the state of accepting something/someone as honest or deserving of trust even though there are doubts.

He might be lying, but we have to give him the benefit of the doubt and accept what he says for now."
To decide that you will believe someone, even though you are not sure that what the person is saying is true.
-Did you cheat on your girlfriend?
-No, why would I do that?
-I feel like you're lying, but I give you the benefit of the doubt.