Idaho Apple Pie

a position often involved in redneck sex, where the male takes a doodoo in the females mouth and she proceeds to give him oral stimulus...

Dale Roach did the Idaho Apple Pie to my sister! I'm gonna run him over in my truck!

by 7UPyours May 25, 2011

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Norwegian Apple Pie

1. (noun) A fruit pie with a mainly apple-based filling, originating from central Norway.

2. (noun) A devious sex act involving a vinyl and plastic desk chair, an unopened can of mandarin oranges, five medium sized hypo-allergenic feather pillows, a blowtorch, 18 feet of rope, and a 9-inch red dildo.

I could really go for a Norwegian Apple Pie right now...

by yoctatrine July 27, 2016

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Apple Pie-ing

The act of fingering a girl, which her insides feel like a warm lubed piece of bubble wrap, hence apple pie.

"Me and Fernie-Bitch went at it for hours. I love apple pie-ing her."

"I totally apple pied Angie last night while her mom recorded everything. It was the best night of my life!" she exclaimed.

"oh man...it smells like someone was raw apple pie-ing an old pussy."

by Dickn Meh n Pussies 'R' Us January 30, 2009

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Scottish Apple Pie

The act of farting while kissing/making out with someone. Said fart can be audible or silent, intentional or on accident.

"I can't believe he thought I wouldn't notice that scottish apple pie he gave me at the end of our date"

by Twosday April 29, 2010

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Apple Pie Shot

An inventive party drink made with one shot of either vodka (preferred) or rum, mixed with apple juice and cinnamon. After taking the drink, leave it in your mouth, then dispense whipped cream, and shake all together.

Person 1: Dude! Did you see that chick drinking an apple pie shot?

Person 2: Yea! She sure can stuff a lot of cream in her mouth.

by Drink Master April 6, 2010

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