alaska

Alaska the most boring place in the US. At the moment it has the Highest molestation and rape rate, and the second highest suicide rate. Great place huh? Along with snow almost all year around there are very few things to do. Alaska is no heaven unless you are looking for cheep ass and shitty drugs. Oh and as a note.... There are no igloos and we do not ride polarbears around.

"So where are you moving?"
"Alaska"
"that shithole?"

by Luciferb May 2, 2005

alaska

someone ,usually female, that is a complete state

named so because alaska is the biggest state in america

Tom: OMG look at that girl

Holly: Why?

Tom: She is an absolute alaska!

by Tom ELbourne June 26, 2007

Alaska

A word often used by dyslexic people when addressing Amazon's Alexa.

Person 1: This is so sad, Alaska play despacito.
Person 2: What the fuck.

by Yeetus Deletus August 31, 2018

alaska

Home of the great tundra plains, some harsh bud(fucking expensive, up to $10 bucks a bowl), outdoor activities, and much more. Their is some great music such as Josh Boots and Akream. Quadding(4 Wheelers) to hunting we have everything.

Dude Getting baked before we go quad is a good idea cause i just bought a gram of the good Alaska weed.

by The Pharcyde November 20, 2007

alaska

Requesting a women do do something.

Also an American state next to Canada, worst luck, and its fucking cold!

"Alaska if she wants to go out with me!"

by Wubyoo Bush June 20, 2003

alaska

Not a part of the USA because it isn't united, is it?

More like UUSA - Un-United States of America.

by Sluggenator August 28, 2003

Alaska

The amazing awesome hint to Janessa Holway's birthday present.

I'll give you a hint to your amazing gift! Alaska.

by Harah Homonymn April 7, 2009