adam

Adam has a really nice and hard penis. Everybody loves it

Oh he has a really nice penis he most be a Adam

by My name is yusef-adam October 7, 2016

adam

SUPER cute,hilarious,cuttest smile,adorable laugh,can turn the worst day ever into the best,fun to hang out with,smart,loves fixing their hair,puppy eyes,very caring,athletic,and they always have ALL the girls around them at ALL times.

Alexis-"Hey do you know who Adam is?"
Macey-"YES! He is so adorable!!"
Alexis-"I know right? I have him in my english class."
Macey-"Lucky!!"

by hp.bella February 27, 2017

adam

an escaped african monkey from south africa on its way to impregnate you.

adam is a monkey

by africanlamburgini March 6, 2017

adam

Usually a tall motherfucker that thinks he's better then everyone else and tries to take advantage of girls

girl 1 - yo adam tried to rape me last night
girl 2 - what'd he do to you?
girl 1 - he tried to finger me through my leggings and take my clothes off

by E. Norma SScock June 8, 2019

adam

stupid dipshit who thinks hes cool, but sucks at everything, dirtbiking, driving, living. usually seen with a cane in his ear, representing a monkey.

They also think they are white but are really half nigger.

#1 "your such an adam."

#2 "NO IM NOT FUCK U!!! WHY COULDNT U JUST CALL ME GAY"

by sirhc sirrom October 17, 2008

adam

a boy who I like very much but is after someone not even that cool.

depressing.

let's not talk anymore, adam.

by surfergrl11 December 15, 2008

adam

Cute teenage boy who shaves his legs because he thinks he's the hottest thing and no one will care. Girls DO actually like him, but he is too much of a vagina to make a move. He is said to have a small penis.

Jane: Good luck with that Adam douche tonight!

Kaylie: Thanks. I'm gonna need it. Maybe, if I'm lucky, he'll kiss me on the cheek. I hope I don't have to talk him into it.

by caligirl<3 January 25, 2009