you've got 2 options

An expression basically meant to tell someone to shut up. Actually means that the listener has 2 options: Shut the hell up or suck on your genitalia.

person A: fuck your couch, nigger
person B: You've got 2 options.

by Jonny Jewsalot March 8, 2004

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You've Been Fuck You'd

When you unplug/turn off something and make it look like it isn't working and someone else rages and destroys the object, and it was just unplugged

"I unplugged it"
"YOU'VE BEEN FUCK YOU'D"

- Angry grandpa

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You've Been Raptured

To have something bad happen to you, unexpectedly or not.

After Having your way with a girl, she gets up and tells you she has STDs or AIDS

A friend might pop into the room and scream, "You've been Raptured!"

A book falls on your foot in the library

A friend looks at you and says, "You've been raptured!"

by MeatheadMilitia May 22, 2011

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you've got the squid by the throat

You've got it spot on

Tim: "Derek, you're right, you've got the squid by the throat there."

Derek: "Man that shit is good"

by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

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[You've got Nice Teeth]

You've got Nice Teeth is a statement to be made to someone talking too much as an indication that someone's mouth is open too much.

You've got nice Teeth A statement made to stop a blabbermouth. Example: . .and she wouldn't' shut up so finally I got a chance to interject, you've got Nice Teeth as a kind way to tell her to stop talking.

by Cwhrep February 17, 2018

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