in her freetime she makes RW dates with siegfried ganser
loves to verbuchen Rechnungen with Perschanalverrechnung
she plays fork knife
alt f4 -> show bobs and vagene and pipi
loves to verbuchen Rechnungen with Perschanalverrechnung
she plays fork knife
alt f4 -> show bobs and vagene and pipi
ursula schnerschl
by rooooooooooobin May 20, 2019
When someone bondage tapes your entire head so you can’t see or hear and then ties you up and beats you while you cry behind the plastic tape and basically give yourself a hot steamy saltwater facial.
Last night at the dungeon the hottest Top on the planet tied me up and gave me an Ursula Facial. It was so cathartic.
by krispycublet May 13, 2019
Like Poseidon’s Kiss, but instead your girlfriend wiped after peeing and is too lazy to throw the tissue backwards, so when you sit down for a poo, your junk rests in tissue paper stranded on the front of the bowl.
Et tu, Amanda?! I put the seat down every time for you! Don’t you know Ursula’s Cradle affects us both?!
by Enigmatknician April 30, 2023