Turtle Head
by Teadrinker May 21, 2009
by Robert February 25, 2004
by SandaimeSpaceMan February 16, 2008
Little tiny turds that are relevent to dingel berrys but they don't cling on to your ass, instead they fall from it when you pinch little turds out.
by Sam Barron January 28, 2005
A turtle head is when you go to take a shit but you dont need to go that bad then the crap pokes out your ass and you sat on the bog for ages
Ricegum: Ayye saggytits, you were on the bog for ages, myans was constipapted 😂
Jacob Saggytits: Nah fam, I had a fuckin turtle head
Jacob Saggytits: Nah fam, I had a fuckin turtle head
by LigmaAssBalls August 4, 2018
poop about to burst out, usu. at the southern end of a person, but sometimes out of a different crevice of the human body, such as the face
Renee Zellweger, who is a poopy-faced turtle head
by princelessbelle January 21, 2004
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016