Ppor Turnip

Ppor turnip is a rare food source from the reigon of iceland, it first became popularised on the video game minceraft. It was discovered by Sir LFS and Mrs Lordexe, Nigward (lolli) is also credited for the discovery of the rare food sauce. It can be made to create turnip sauce

Alfie is very ppor turnip today

by LazyFatSlime October 28, 2020

Turnip-Eater

A word to describe someone who eats turnips in Animal Crossing to show off that they can afford to eat their turnips rather than sell them. (usually because they couldn’t find a good price but still want something to brag about)

Lucy: how much did you sell your turnips for this week?
Dave: oh, I didn’t need to sell them, I ate them.

Lucy: shut the fuck up Dave, you fucking turnip-eater

by Demonslayer64 May 3, 2020

Arctic Turnip

While camping in the winter below freezing and you do not want to leave your sleeping bag you piss into a condom and then chuck it into the snow. In the morning your piss condom will be frozen thus becoming an arctic turnip.

I need to piss but it's so warm in my sleeping bag.

Just make an arctic turnip you bitch. I am trying to sleep.

by Commander of Turds September 17, 2014

pulling turnips

The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand jobs simulating the motions of a farmer pulling turnips. This action is usually performed while sitting between two people in an automobile.

After Dave called shotty, Peter was relegated to pulling turnips in the back seat.

by Leopold's Stotch September 30, 2010

Bum Turnip

A long white vegetable that grows in the anus after eating a certain combination of vegetables. Often considered a delicacy amongst hardcore rimming circles.

After a long and cold winter Jen's Bum Turnip snapped off after long bum chew.

by buggarliplover October 9, 2008

turnip 2002

Turnip 2002, is referring to the saying "Trump 2020" But in a more misspelled way. This is highly used on TikTok and Instagram and is mostly used to make fun of trump supporters, this is to confuse and mock the way they act on social media.

Example

Tik Tok Comments:

Annoying Guy: WE DONT NEED A LYING LYBRISHART to be our president! Trump will make America great again and put those annoying "queers" behind bars! TRUMP 2020!!!

Democrat: Turnip 2002 lol.

Annoying Guy: Do you mean Trump 2020???

Democrat: No, tUrNiP 20o2!!!!1 He will MAek AmeriCA gREaTer S0on!

Annoying Guy: whatever. TRUMP 2020!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WOOOOOOOOOOOO

by contiggo September 22, 2020

Spanish Turnip

Where you wipe your ass with the persons head hair after taking a monster dump

I gave Taylor Link a spanish turnip for his birthday and he threw up

by Michael Wahl February 11, 2005