torn your draws / torn your drawers

To fuck up in an epic fashion often involving a classless act, breach of trust, or both.

My boyfriend fucked a stripper so I had to dump his ass- he totally tore his draws.

torn your draws / torn your drawers

by MaryMooCow June 10, 2016

Rip Torn

(v) the act of blowing all future chances of receiving job you want because you accidently rip your pants on the way to a job interview;
(n)a persons name after said act of tearing pants wide open, to the point where boxers are visable.

(Question) Hey, isn't that Rip Torn? I heard he pissed his pants at a job interview because he was so nervous.
(Answer) No he didn't piss his pants. He ripped them wide open and people were looking right at his italian sausage.

by Paully_NY October 11, 2007

torn sneaker

ragged looking, ugly, like a 1992 air jordan hit with a lawn mower :Nearly always used in reference to a womans face
"

"body by penthouse, face by torn sneaker.."

"the cashier turned around and she was straight SNEAKER!!"

by mike_ahxard September 3, 2007

torn wallet pussy

a pussy so worn out and over used that it looks like a torn wallet or torn pocket

torn wallet pussy is the nastiest and sure sign of a whore

by dane45 June 13, 2009

torn a new asshole

To thoroughly berate someone, usually publicly.

After I missed the deadline for submitting the project bid, I got torn a new asshole by my boss in front of the entire staff.

by vernpus December 2, 2007

Mouth torn out

To dominate or get over on someone. To take advantage of.

Man, you got those cheap shirts from the dollar store. And selling them on the internet for double the price. You tearing their mouth out.
That dude paid, $10,000 for that car with 179,000 miles on it SMH.. Yeah, he got his mouth torn out!

by John Staples January 25, 2017

Torn City

Torn is a text based crime game, the forums of which are filled with incessant shit posted by keyboard warriors, white knights and trolls. I recommend that females give the game a miss as you will be the target of abuse and endless harassment.

Player 1: Look at my Torn City Gold Watch. It's a lavish time piece.
Player 2: Your watch is fake.
Player 1: Shut up peasant. It is real.

by colgatethecrossdresser March 1, 2018