Third wheel starboard

When two people are going down on one pussy and another tongue tries to join in but is rebuffed with a splash.

Casey tried to join in but when he couldn't find room for his mouth, he realized he was being brutally third wheel starboarded.

by Elise Ohlickmysack August 31, 2015

squeaky third wheel

When you go out with your best friend and another person comes along, that extra person is the (STW or Stew) squeaky third wheel. You and your best friend are the well-oiled, smooth-going rear wheels of the "tricycle" and since the other party is not as close as the two of you are, they say and do things that throw a wrench in your plans or irritate and cause friction.

Do we have to invite the Squeaky Third Wheel? I'd rather just go with only you. Stew can be a little bossy.

by O-Penned-Mind August 20, 2016

Third Wheeling Yourself

When you set up two of your friends to make a cute couple so you can prove to your haters that you are a real love guru but then that couple proceeds to third wheel you every time you hang with them. This conflicts your emotions as you don't know whether to be happy for them or mad because they don't pay attention to you. So instead, you joke around about third wheeling however deep down, you are hurting. Common with people named Tasnia.

Damn what an idiot, you need to stop third wheeling yourself

by tasniaiswrong October 12, 2017

the third wheel code

Only one rule to being the third wheel and it must be followed to a dime.
1.) You dont speak, unless you have something funny to say. After saying it laugh and then go back to silence
Also: walk ahead, behinde or off to the side never with the couple
Congrats you lonley loser you now know how the tird wheel code works

That was awkward-dude 1
Well next time follow the third wheel code, bro

by foreveracatlady May 1, 2013

Real third Wheel

A person that has sex with a couple

A coupe devil status

Technically

Proper definition of a third wheel , roll together completely

married couple invited their friend to have sex with them and they fucked

That friend was the third wheel

Alot more stable and control achieve

Definition by Mr.Gusher / Soapy Sardines

Real third Wheel

by SoapySardines aka Dorian August 20, 2018

Emotional third wheel

The act of being with a person who is trying to comfort another person when you have no real reason to be there. You are not helping in the act, though you originally intended to. You appear to just be a random person sitting next to someone who is trying to emotionally comfort another.

My friend James was comforting some girl because she had a fallout with her boyfriend. I was gonna help comfort her too, but he kinda took over. I felt like I was an emotional third wheel and left them to their talking and cuddling session.

by Anon Y. Mous 74 October 6, 2013

Three Way Third Wheel

A Three Way Third Wheel is a loving union made between three individuals of platonic desire. This relationship can take the form of two girls, one boy or more preferably two boys and one girl. The connection made by these three Love Birds is Strong, flexible but undoubtably enduring. Like any other relationship a Three Way Third Wheel can have it's up and downs, testing the members ability to forgive and move on. But what makes a Three Way Third Wheel so special is that regardless of ones blinded misguided doings, grudges and resentment is absent of view. Forgiveness is instead bestowed upon the wrong doer thus strengthening the wheels integrity and forever reassuring the everlasting love and devotion each member has and always will have for the their two soul mates of endless desire.

"Caitlin, Josh I'm sorry for being a twat. I meant no harm... I was just joking"

"Oh Tahan there is no hate in my mind"

"Thanks guys. Hey Josh What time is it"

"Three Way Third Wheel High Five Time"

by ILOVECAITLINMUDDLEANDJOSHCOLES July 5, 2013