Another term for "faggot"- derived from the Tourettes Guy quote "who's the faggot with a Tuba". Used as an insult. Also subs for dork, douchebag, homo, loser, etc.
by M1g1t November 6, 2010
A very big low brass instrument that is fucked by guys with GIANT dicks; also a instrument that a fat guy named Robbie rules.
by Holden Smith December 2, 2006
Slang for someone who can go blow it out of their ass. There are in fact, three levels of tuba
Trumpet- only a tuba sometimes
Tuba- common name
Sousaphone- Biggest asshole you could meet. Much like my friend's ex
Trumpet- only a tuba sometimes
Tuba- common name
Sousaphone- Biggest asshole you could meet. Much like my friend's ex
"He played me like a violin"
"Well next time you see him, play him like a tuba and tell him to blow it out his ass"
"Stop talking to that Sousaphone!"
"Well next time you see him, play him like a tuba and tell him to blow it out his ass"
"Stop talking to that Sousaphone!"
by ZephWinds October 5, 2011
by CHUBCHUBISFAT May 18, 2008
a type of urinal, the kind you might find in most male bathrooms. a tuba is the kind of urinal that is lower to the ground for midgets, and an inconveniance for tall people. it usually has the most bacteria on it, so cotton swabs can be used to test for this. occasionally mistaken for a musical instrument.
Abigail: Emily, we just tested the tuba for bacteria and man is there a lot!
Emily: What, you mean like a urinal?
Abigail: Yeah!
The tall man was at a disadvantage using the tuba urinal.
by Beka Lioki December 15, 2007
"The last time I ate that much chili, I was doing tuba solos all night. My wife had to go sleep on the couch."
by Crossfire905 December 25, 2012