by Gulunga Nozzle sucks ass October 3, 2019
an asshole who thinks he knows what he is talking about, but absolutely has no clue so covers it up in bullshit
by P.J. Benson June 10, 2003
A douche nozzle is a person who can't handle social situations without his douche bag sidekicks. He bumps into you and speaks louder than normal because he thinks his douche nozzle presence is so important. Douche nozzles and bags travel together because they both must exist for douching to occur.
That douche nozzle Rob showed up again with a bunch of douche bags. They douched around for a while and then fucked off together.
by booo-yah December 16, 2004
by phousedj April 1, 2009
Someone that either gets on your nerves or is just a fucking bag of douche. You know that one person. He's even more of a douche than a douche bag, he's a douche nozzle. He has no idea that he's being an idiot and is not suave in any way.
Person 1: Jim talked my ear off about his "episode" last night with Sheila with all the gory details. Fuckin' skank.
Person 2: What a fuckin' douche nozzle!
Person 2: What a fuckin' douche nozzle!
by Not1douche March 4, 2009
Douche Nozzle
1. A guy who acts and looks like a jackass. Total Misogynist. Someone who
treats woman poorly. Thinks he's much smarter than he is and talks down
to others. The ultimate douche bag.
2. Douche Canoe, Jackmo, Kirk, Hoffman, Dickmo
1. A guy who acts and looks like a jackass. Total Misogynist. Someone who
treats woman poorly. Thinks he's much smarter than he is and talks down
to others. The ultimate douche bag.
2. Douche Canoe, Jackmo, Kirk, Hoffman, Dickmo
Wow! Our office manager, Kirk, is such a douche nozzle. He treats everyone
terribly . Short man's complex all the way. A complete ass.
terribly . Short man's complex all the way. A complete ass.
by Bendy1 April 2, 2021
Noun - meaning the male genitalia. Or any part of the male body that dispenses ejaculate. See also: Penis and Scrotum.
1. Descriptive use - That hooker punched me right in the Spooge Nozzle!
2. In jest - Dude, quit acting like such a Slooge Nozzle.
3. In anger - Shut up Spooge Nozzle!
4. Plural - PETA is full of a bunch of Spooge Nozzles.
2. In jest - Dude, quit acting like such a Slooge Nozzle.
3. In anger - Shut up Spooge Nozzle!
4. Plural - PETA is full of a bunch of Spooge Nozzles.
by JG, MR, CB, and C Money July 14, 2010