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The Matrix 

A program that's loaded into the subconcious mind. The brain and central nervous system are interfaced with the Matrix. Electrical signals from the Matrix travel to the brain and central nervous system from which the brain translates as touch, taste, smell, sight and sound. Because the central nervous system interfaces with the Matrix, affected persons will feel pain.
If a fatal wound or injury is incurred while inside the Matrix, death results.
The Matrix by Gary Destruction November 11, 2003
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The Matrix 

A reference to a matrix, that is, a series of rows and columns that form a 2-dimensional shape.
The matrix is superb!
The Matrix by Sean October 30, 2003

The Matrix 

Movie whose main premise is that humans are fed reality directly into their brains so that their bodies may be used as batteries by a machine civilization on post-apolyptic earth. The Matrix refers to the reality fed into people's brains. The premise is fundamentally flawed however as: (a) people are not batteries; (b) you'd have to feed the people to get electricity (if you could): see perpetual motion; (c) they could just use some other animal that doesn't require The Matrix.
Why didn't the Machines just use ostrich's, elephants, horses, pigs, monkeys, apes, aardvarks (or any other animal) as batteries? They surely wouldn't require The Matrix. Other animals wouldn't revolt. Human batteries? Riiight. However, I'm sure Matrix fans can come up with some fanciful explanation.
The Matrix by Mr jullio February 10, 2010

the matrix 

Steve: dog did see the matrix
Amare: wit Keanu Reeves
Steve: wit Shawn Marion you dumbass he does stuff that cant be done
the matrix by Batman forever June 15, 2005

The Matrix 

The Matrix is a modern day 1984-ish trilogy
1984 did the whole Matrix thing way before that Neo came around.
The Matrix- A poor mans 1984 revised for mass consumption.
The Matrix by IdontKnow! December 19, 2007

The Matrix 

A trilogy of fillums which has been gradually getting worse, to the extent that Part Three is the biggest waste of lucre in fillumographic history. We strongly advise having nothing to do with it. And Keanu Reeves is a big piece of wood.
The Matrix by Foul Ole Ron November 13, 2003

The Matrix 

a sert of organize numbers that is mostly used on calculators
The Matrix by Jesus November 12, 2003