Same as a lumpy Jack, except it is when a man is fucking a girl in the anus and shoves his balls into the girl's asshole.
by Punk Rodgers May 19, 2009
A sexual act in which a man's partner pulls forward the foreskin and pinches it closed over the end of the flaccid phallus, causing the organ to resemble a platypus. The partner continues to try to keep the head of the phallus hidden while said phallus becomes engorged.
"She was giving me a lumpy platypus, and the turtle popped its head out and stabbed her in the eye!"
by MasterBeta2008 January 25, 2008
by Crotchet and Winston September 15, 2007
One of the varied terms for vomiting. The Lumpy Yawn generally occurs upon waking from a night of hard drinking. Luckily, most foods consumed while "gettin' yer drink on" are soft (hamburgers) or have been generously softened (tacos / nachos) by a cornucopia of beer, and are thusly comfortably retched back up.
Jeremy Clarkson on quitting drinking: "I haven't had a lumpy yawn for a whole week now. Perhaps that's why I'm still fat; I've stopped vomiting"
by the Den of Iniquity April 26, 2009
by Jarey May 11, 2005
This is similar to a normal Queef but the subject is on her period when the air is expelled from the vagina.
The "lumpy" side is when the subject expells blood clots as well as the standard bloody mess.
The "lumpy" side is when the subject expells blood clots as well as the standard bloody mess.
Man 1: Dude, I was banging Amy last night while she was on her period and I'm not even joking she mega queefed and all this lumpy shit came out all over my balls!
Man 2: I'm not sure if I'm really turned on by that or sickened... Sounds like a right lumpy queef though!
Man 1: I haven't washed them if you want to see...
Man 2: I'm not sure if I'm really turned on by that or sickened... Sounds like a right lumpy queef though!
Man 1: I haven't washed them if you want to see...
by Styger aka Bus Wanker July 17, 2009
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