Person 1: Yo I bet ur pp is smoler than mine
Person 2: Hmm, strange. I thought the Planck Length was the shortest possible measurement.
Person 1: Oi u sayin' I got smol pp syndrome?
Person 2: ...Maybe?
Person 2 was then reported missing 3 days after this conversation.
When his body was found, his pp measured to about 3 Planck Lengths, which, as established, was longer than Person 1's.
guys im kidding the planck length is ridiculously small you wouldn't have a pp if it was that small
Person 2: Hmm, strange. I thought the Planck Length was the shortest possible measurement.
Person 1: Oi u sayin' I got smol pp syndrome?
Person 2: ...Maybe?
Person 2 was then reported missing 3 days after this conversation.
When his body was found, his pp measured to about 3 Planck Lengths, which, as established, was longer than Person 1's.
guys im kidding the planck length is ridiculously small you wouldn't have a pp if it was that small
by TopGG April 26, 2022
Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.
"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"
by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015
I just did a video search on the word nekkade and witnessed a ridiculous summer length sack. Why was that guy riding his bike in the nude?
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 4, 2010
Measurement of the amount of fallen snow... there are different scales.. Almost dick length is 3 to 5 inches... Average dick length is 6 inches... Big dick length is 7 or more inches of snow... Double dick length is 12 inches.
by Dani Dangerously 007 March 4, 2015
The average penis length is likely between 5" and 5.75" based on all genuine, unbias scientific studies. Even given this fact you can still ask most men their penis length and will always get an answer of 6" to 10", mostly around 7" to 8". The length of the pensis is measured from the top of the head to the point where the penis joins the body (without pressing in to the bone), along the top. Penis lengthening is only possible by means of surgical enchancement which prevents normal erectile functions - such surgery is only performed on mico-penises.
Most males do not know the average penis length, instead they choose to believe the media which dictates that penesis of 8" and upward are more desirable to women.
by The Asshatter December 18, 2006
euphemism: to have sex with a girl. usually used when discussing a girl or a night out in particular.
by thehotwombat March 16, 2011
I had such a massive turd this morning, i had to crimp off a length to stop it rising too high in the bowl
by Doctor rotcod February 25, 2014