jerk ma-gerk

to jerk off, or have someone else jerk you off

brian: I'm going to jerk ma-gerk when we get back from this tennis tournament!

or

do you wanna jerk ma-gerk?

by chi-hi tennis March 1, 2008

gerk your shirt

when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.

"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"

by Anna Kiser March 12, 2008

Gerking the Yergin

A term for masturbation.

I’ll be right over I’m Gerking the Yergin

by TeenyWeeny25 November 4, 2020

Gerk Jerkin'

when you jerk off with vinegar.

When you get named Gerk Jerkin' on discord

Adam: Have you tried jerking off with vinegar? the tingles are rather pleasant

Scott: I've been Gerk Jerkin' all my life

by Spoonyl0ve October 26, 2020

Gerk

Twerking of a penis.

I’ll send you a gerk video later tonight.

by ASTREER$ July 21, 2023

Gerk

To "Gerk" simply mean to act "retarded", most often than not in response to something that offends said person

The term is normally used in songs like

"Gerk Walk - Christ Dillenger ft. Keith Ape, Lil Darkie (prod. Wendigo)"

and

"Gerk Freestyle - Lazy3x ft. Lil Darkie, BRUHMANEGOD, Royalty The Kidd (prod. Wendigo)"

and is also used throughout other members of "SPIDERGANG"

"Why is this guy gerking over a comment on the Internet, what a loser"

by pxrgatory June 13, 2023

gerk

Means to untie, unzip, unvelcro. Can be used to replace these words.

Your fly is gerked.
Don't gerk my shoe.
Raquel keeps gerking my lunchbox.

by TheAllKnowingFairyGodmother February 27, 2018