Tesco boy

Calm, decent and loveable boys. Hardworking and determined and also handsome boys

1.he is a tesco boy

by King les May 15, 2021

tesco larger

Tesco larger is an enjoyable cold alcoholic beverage created by Tesco for millions of teens across Europe to enjoy whilst on the Sesh. Its alcohol percentage is 2.8 and it costs 2.65 for 4 cans of this enjoyable beverage.

Hey man I Have cans of tesco larger in my bag want to go seshing by any chance?

by MONNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO September 20, 2017

Tesco Roundabout

the act of swinging a full shopping bag around your penis.
similar to a windmill

Ted: Havent seen you around in a while Dave. You alright?
Dave: I tried to show Julie a Tesco Roundabout and snapped my penis! I've been in hospital for the last month!
Ted: Dude

by Cpt Brownsauce Sandwich February 14, 2010

tesco tan

This unfortunate tan that is a result of spending significant periods of time working (collecting trolleys) outside in Tesco carparks wearing short-sleeved uniform shirts(or any supermarket)in the sun.The lower arms,face and neck are therefore significantly darker than the torso and legs.

Nice Tesco Tan!
Look at his Tesco tan!
Oh no - I'm gonna have a Tesco Tan tomorrow

by Leadmill Princess September 10, 2007

Tesco larger

Tesco larger is a refreshing can of beer that has a very bad taste

Here will u buy me tesco larger and I'll pay give you a blowy

Alright so buy fuck off

by Mono loves pepperoni tits February 20, 2018

big tesco

Nandos

Shall we go to big Tesco for lunch today?

by lunchmoney November 15, 2018

Tesco connection

when your playing a game on online and someone has a really crap connection and lags up the game.

Guy 1: hey join my game on cod

Guy 2: Okay
(game starts lagging)
guy 1: ugh you got tesco connection

by ZzeerFax August 13, 2010