Tie on a jag is a phrase originated in Northeast Pennsylvania. It refers to getting fucked up on either beer or weed or both. Instead of saying hey wanna get fucked up to night you would say let's tie on a jag.
by jake42 April 11, 2014
That typo someone in your family (usually your parents or grandparents) look up after they hear you talking about hentai to your friends
I heard my grandson talking to his friend about hen tie
My grandma is so stupid she looked up hen tie instead of hentai
My grandma is so stupid she looked up hen tie instead of hentai
by ZaccMDL August 6, 2017
To shake one's tie in disgust, protest, disrepure or recoil. Often used by QUELP Knights in the same way Members of The House Of Commons shake leaflets of proposed Bills in protest.
The tie is grabbed 4 inches from the knot, with the thumb going on the underside and both the index and middle finger, above and below respectively, on the outer side. The tie is then ravenously mishandled and shaken often accompanied by a disapproving din of 'Rar rar'.
The tie is grabbed 4 inches from the knot, with the thumb going on the underside and both the index and middle finger, above and below respectively, on the outer side. The tie is then ravenously mishandled and shaken often accompanied by a disapproving din of 'Rar rar'.
I'm afraid, that as you are a Level 12 I cannot permit you to sit at my table and in protest I must dismiss your voice with my tie-chivalry.
I'm afraid I disagree Mr Barrymore, I cannot support the gay franchise and therefore I must attend to my tie for extended chivalry at your proposed debauchery.
Julian Danielson - " I hear Dr Eric Egan has got his Help up the duff, Mycroft"
Mycroft - "Oh yes, I heard that disgusting business, shame, he had a rather tense bottham and had only just had his burnley wallet!" *Both then compound their disgust with a session of tie chivalry
EXCUSE ME Mr Speaker, i fucking must protest at this shit of giving the mob the vote. QUELP insist that voting rights are still means tested; both by virtue of class, family name, distinction and of course, wealth - *tie-chivals in total disgust
I'm afraid I disagree Mr Barrymore, I cannot support the gay franchise and therefore I must attend to my tie for extended chivalry at your proposed debauchery.
Julian Danielson - " I hear Dr Eric Egan has got his Help up the duff, Mycroft"
Mycroft - "Oh yes, I heard that disgusting business, shame, he had a rather tense bottham and had only just had his burnley wallet!" *Both then compound their disgust with a session of tie chivalry
EXCUSE ME Mr Speaker, i fucking must protest at this shit of giving the mob the vote. QUELP insist that voting rights are still means tested; both by virtue of class, family name, distinction and of course, wealth - *tie-chivals in total disgust
by Baron Julian von Danielson-Maxfactor February 1, 2007
When a girl ties you up and teases you for a long time before finally giving you the release that you so desperately crave.
She tied my wrists and ankles to the bedposts, spreadeagle. She straddled me and kissed me on the lips, neck, chest, and abs. She purposely avoided touching my cock and balls, however. My cock was fully erect, but she refused to give me any attention down there for now.
She got off of me and walked to the foot of the bed. “Hmm.. I think I’ll just stand here and watch you squirm for a bit.” And so she did. She folded her arms, smiled, and just watched me helplessly lay there all tied up in her bed for the next five minutes.
She then sat at the foot of the bed and began running her hands, fingers, and nails along the inside of my thighs and lower legs. It felt so good, my legs began twitching involuntarily. She leaned down and kissed my inner thighs, but still refused to touch my increasingly sensitive cock and balls.
She tied my wrists and ankles to the bedposts, spreadeagle. She straddled me and kissed me on the lips, neck, chest, and abs. She purposely avoided touching my cock and balls, however. My cock was fully erect, but she refused to give me any attention down there for now.
She got off of me and walked to the foot of the bed. “Hmm.. I think I’ll just stand here and watch you squirm for a bit.” And so she did. She folded her arms, smiled, and just watched me helplessly lay there all tied up in her bed for the next five minutes.
She then sat at the foot of the bed and began running her hands, fingers, and nails along the inside of my thighs and lower legs. It felt so good, my legs began twitching involuntarily. She leaned down and kissed my inner thighs, but still refused to touch my increasingly sensitive cock and balls.
She then used her feet to rub my thighs and the insides of my legs, continuing to turn me on. She straddled me again and ran her hands along my chest and abs. She continued alternating her patterns for over an hour without ever touching my cock or balls.
Finally, after 90 minutes of this tie and tease, she mounted my incredibly hard and sensitive cock and clamped her soft, warm, vagina around it. She clasped her vaginal muscles around my cock with the strongest pressure she could muster, causing me to gasp and for my eyes to widen. I had been aroused for such a long time that the pleasure was magnified several times. She smiled down at me, knowing she was in complete control and that she had me right where she wanted me.
She alternated between gripping my cock with strong pressure from her vaginal muscles and letting it go. She could tell from my increasingly heavy breathing that I was about to cum. Right as I was going to cum, she squeezed my cock with the absolute maximum pressure she could muster and didn’t let go. My eyes rolled all the way in the back of my head and I moaned in pleasure as the pressure overwhelmed my balls and spurted out of my cock inside her. I continued orgasming and pumping my load for over a minute as she refused to release her suffocating vice grip on my cock the entire time. Finally, after my cock stopped pulsating and my orgasm subsided, she released her intense vaginal grip and let my cock slide out of her. It was an amazing tie and tease.
Finally, after 90 minutes of this tie and tease, she mounted my incredibly hard and sensitive cock and clamped her soft, warm, vagina around it. She clasped her vaginal muscles around my cock with the strongest pressure she could muster, causing me to gasp and for my eyes to widen. I had been aroused for such a long time that the pleasure was magnified several times. She smiled down at me, knowing she was in complete control and that she had me right where she wanted me.
She alternated between gripping my cock with strong pressure from her vaginal muscles and letting it go. She could tell from my increasingly heavy breathing that I was about to cum. Right as I was going to cum, she squeezed my cock with the absolute maximum pressure she could muster and didn’t let go. My eyes rolled all the way in the back of my head and I moaned in pleasure as the pressure overwhelmed my balls and spurted out of my cock inside her. I continued orgasming and pumping my load for over a minute as she refused to release her suffocating vice grip on my cock the entire time. Finally, after my cock stopped pulsating and my orgasm subsided, she released her intense vaginal grip and let my cock slide out of her. It was an amazing tie and tease.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys March 5, 2022
She tied my wrists and ankles spread-eagle to the bedposts. She lightly stroked my cock with her finger, causing it to harden and twitch in pleasure. I thought she was going to give me the most wonderful orgasm. Instead, she walked out of the room and left me there for the night. She gave me the old “tie and deny.”
by GirlsTyingUpGuys February 22, 2022
To wear ones tie in a scarf like fashion,draped around the neck.Normally worn by Indie kids who cannot tie their own ties.
by Swedishfishylover October 4, 2009