sortadulting 

Portmanteau of "sorta" and "adulting."

Sortadulting - When the KitchenAid is registered at the new address but the dog is not.

sortadulting by RyegöngCrane March 29, 2017

shorted out

What an ignorant person or dealership tech says the problem is when he or she does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose an electrical problem in a vehicle. This conclusion is typically drawn after a tech plugs in a scan tool that does not tell him what the problem is and has no clue how to troubleshoot further.

I cannot figure out why your car won't start, something myst be shorted out

shorted out by estebansux September 29, 2011

shorted 

Kiwi term for shitting yah pants after losing bodily functions from drinking.

Fuck whats that noise? steves just passed out in the corner I think hes shorted too... dirty bastard.

shorted by Andre Owen October 2, 2005

snorted 

meaning i did snort.
most commenly used meaning to snort coke , charlie and for the geeks.. cocaine :)

Awrite m8 got any coke left
naw man a snorted it aw
FUCK a need a line

snorted by Wee Blacky January 25, 2007

Shorted 

When a Man walks into a restroom to find that the only urinal available is the short one.

When out at the bar it comes time to take a piss. When you go to the can you find out everyone else had the same idea as you and the short urinal is the only available. You've been Shorted.

Shorted by cityofvoltz December 28, 2010

Snorted 

You know what this means

Don’t fucking lie

Snorted fucking snorted man YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

Snorted by The unfunny false definition G March 12, 2019

sonted 

He's too stoned.
He's too sonted.
He's too stoned.
He's too stoned.

Here boyfriend, he don't know, anything, about her. NINTENDO.

sonted by sailorh August 10, 2004