Someone who shits themselves and makes a shitstain. It smells so bad that it is like a shitstain hurricane blowing in your face.sometimes the shitstain looks like a hurricane.
*friend shits his pants"Damn you shitstain hurricane".
by Fmritp December 21, 2015
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A cuntbag shitstain ex is a person one used to be involved with. At the end of the relationship, they tend to dredge up anything bad from your past (minimum of five years prior and on back) in an attempt to make themselves look/feel better/superior.

Usually you'll be in a long-term relationship with a cuntbag shitstain and not even know it until you get into court proceedings. That is typically when the dominant cuntbag shitstain personality traits tend to manifest.
That cuntbag shitstain ex of mine went through storage boxes in the attic, found my diaries from as far back as when I was thirteen, and is trying to submit them to the court as "evidence" of my character. Wtf? I'm almost 40 now!
by Notthatex February 23, 2016
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1. The leftover of a fart with a little surprise.

2. A really stupid person.
There's a big meaty shitstain in my underwear.
by Appulis June 19, 2017
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A mark of shit which happens to be politically correct. In other words, means nothing.
-Why do you have a politically correct shitstain on your pants?
+Because it means nothing, and that's all that matters.
by adamolanadam June 21, 2022
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What's that brown mark on that guys shirt?

That's an Evan or shitstain, which ever you prefer.
by Brockandroll May 11, 2018
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A dispicable crungy person who seldom washes, rarely wears clean clothing, brushes his teeth, or gargles. His hair will generally be greasy, poorly combed, and encrusted with dander. His breath will be toxic, and he will only wash his hands after using the restroom if he is in the presence of others.
He is arguementative, arrogant, and believes himself to be a genius, although he rarely exercises good judgement in any matter.
Boy, that guy in the convertible is a real shitstain.
by schtankified September 13, 2011
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When you purposely ride your bicycle through mud puddles and it creates a mud streak from your ass up your back.
I shitstaining on the C&O canal bike towpath after a heavy rain. I can feel the water cool my butt crack.
by LNSU August 13, 2022
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