Used for personal gain by someone that has no interest in dating or being in a relationship with you.
by Princs January 8, 2012
A term used to describe someone who is acting dumber than they are; not necessary derogative term, but when used in the right context it can convey the frustration that one is having during the communication process.
by erieee December 21, 2009
Yiddish word that literally means "penis".
Used as an insult to mean something along the lines of prick.
Used as an insult to mean something along the lines of prick.
"Did you hear?!? Ashley broke up with Ryan when she found out he was two-timing her!"
"Good, he's such a schmuck."
"Good, he's such a schmuck."
by schmucks_suck January 29, 2008
by Sexydimma November 3, 2019
by TheSchm0 March 15, 2010
Sitting and/or laying down while doing absolutely nothing without sleeping. In between chilling and napping. The more you schmuck the less you want to chill and the more you want to nap. To Schmuck.
Brian: Where is Greg?
Eric: Greg is schmucking in the bedroom. He got up showered and ate then started schmucking.
Eric: Greg is schmucking in the bedroom. He got up showered and ate then started schmucking.
by Eric and Greg July 11, 2008
by Smokey March 4, 2005