Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore

"I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture"

"Don't believe the hype, a Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore"

---Conversation between a hooker and Brock Samson in The Venture Bros season 4 episode 16, "Operation P.R.O.M."

by KBCandleSparker November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don’t let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she $#!*$ all over your @!*#. So right when you’re about to get off, you take it out and you blow @#$% $!@* on her back. You finish by eating all that junk off her back without using your hands.

Man, giving that girl a Rusty Venture after having chili dogs was a very bad idea.

by JonasVee November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

It's when you're fucking a guy and then you open up your hand inside his asshole and whatever you come up with you onto his chest.

I was giving him a Rusty Venture and pulled out a some corny shit and then painted his chest hair with it.

by hammmmmm November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

the act of ass to mouth while on on bus

We were on the bus to Oklahoma City when she asked if she could give me a Rusty Venture

by The Original ShagNasty November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

The dirtiest, most self-degrading sex act you can perform alone.

Oh, he was in the bedroom giving himself a Rusty Venture.

by Doc Hammer's Illigitimate Kid November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jack off so much that your dick turns red and is painful to touch.

I had some "me" time today. A nice hot shower, spinning at the gym, a warm-rock massage, and then I gave myself a Rusty Venture.

by Go team venture November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

It's when a person jerks off so much their penis is covered in sores.

I gave my self a rusty venture last week, next time I am using lube during my marathon sessions

by Brock_samson November 26, 2010