"I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture"
"Don't believe the hype, a Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore"
---Conversation between a hooker and Brock Samson in The Venture Bros season 4 episode 16, "Operation P.R.O.M."
"Don't believe the hype, a Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore"
---Conversation between a hooker and Brock Samson in The Venture Bros season 4 episode 16, "Operation P.R.O.M."
by KBCandleSparker November 26, 2010

I had some "me" time today. A nice hot shower, spinning at the gym, a warm-rock massage, and then I gave myself a Rusty Venture.
by Go team venture November 26, 2010

by Brock_samson November 26, 2010

by kingofterror November 25, 2010

It's when you're fucking a guy and then you open up your hand inside his asshole and whatever you come up with you onto his chest.
I was giving him a Rusty Venture and pulled out a some corny shit and then painted his chest hair with it.
by hammmmmm November 25, 2010

When you take a girl/guy out for a date and don't let her/him go to the bathroom. Upon arriving back home you proceed to have anal with her/him until she/he poops on you dick. You then blow your load and the poop all over her/his back. This is the rusty part. The venture is where you remove the poop and cum without using your hands.
Man last night I took your woman out for dinner and gave her a Rusty Venture when we got home. Let me tell you the poop didn't taste nearly as good as the steak at dinner. Totally not gay though.
by porphyriac November 24, 2010

by Doc Hammer's Illigitimate Kid November 24, 2010
