by fearon11 October 3, 2010
A wank with a Johnny on. The kind of wank you treat yourself to have, you don't have it everyday because its the 'royal' treatment.
Adapted from the inbetweeners - Neil, if the pressures ever to much you can borrow one of my johnnys and have a wank royal. A what? You know a wank royal, a wank with a johnny on.
by smackmyass July 18, 2013
by CyrilTSquirrel January 11, 2020
When you greet someone and go in for the hug, then do some rapid but heavy sniffing to establish the persons’ scent, or possibly get a sense of where they have been or who they have been with. Most often used on significant other or potential significant other.
My man came around looking all sheepish, I gave him The Royal Sniff and he smelled like that HO from the mall.
by Wordsluethval July 8, 2018
A heniously diagusting sex act that involves being double-taxed.
"We didn't have any condoms, so I flipped her over, popped a freezer bag on, and gave her the ol' Sussex Royal."
by Jeorgy Porge January 12, 2020
We did not have any condoms, so I flipped her over, popped a freezer bag on, and gave her the ol' Sussex Royal.
by Jeorgy Porge January 12, 2020
Hey I've just finished watching Young Royals for the 6th time in two days. I'm not obsessed I swear it
by don't read my name. July 28, 2021