One who goes on voyages in another mans ass. Usally on a boyscout trip.
<h1>Man Aj is such a rectum ranger. The way he looks at those boys.
by Brickman March 20, 2003
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The fruit of the rectum. Otherwise known as feces or poo.
Wow, dude I just let loose a huge load of rectum fruit!

I have to go deposit some rectum fruit into the feces receptacle.
by ELEANORANDCOLETTE March 1, 2011
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A Pirate of the Anal Seas. Known to acquire their booty when your not looking.
"Oh Shit! The Rectum Raiders got me again."
by Choco McBrown Town May 6, 2006
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A rectum capable of eating chipotle without blood.
I don't have to use chipotleaway, I have a golden rectum.
by Ralph Maloy October 19, 2009
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Powdered rectum is when you have half a box of Frosted Flakes up your rectum. You contract the disease by sticking any part of your body out of a bus window.
I had to piss out the window and I got powdered rectum.
by liamTITTIES February 5, 2019
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Patient: doctor , I have a pain and swelling in the ass
Doctor: You have hemorrhoids. Get this suppositories, and use it twice in a day per rectum.
Patient: doctor, what does 'per rectum mean'?

Doctor: apply it rectally

Patient: what is rectally? Can you explain it simple?
Doctor (getting annoyed): Through the ass!
by dildo777 November 10, 2017
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