That one middle or high school chick who just can't WAIT to come and give a lucky 12 year old boy his first bj or handjob
Little Joey got a bit more help than he bargained for when his parents paid Kathy to help him with his homework. She'll make a fine cougar one day, but she's a bit young for that. Proto-cougar?
by GULLYMAN March 18, 2011
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Usually found in pairs, proto-dykes are a pair of female friends (usually teenagers) who are so close, their friendship verges on being a lesbian relationship, but in most cases without any sexual element.

In most cases, these girls will grow up to be completely heterosexual (though some will become lesbian or bisexual)
Did you see Helen and Jane back there? They such proto-dykes, they're practically lesbians.
by Twisted Smile April 28, 2010
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In refrence to the language parent for all Indo-European languages. A language spoken in a vast region throughout the Indian peninsula and all of Europe before writing and therefore lost. Although this lanuage is not currently known there are many linguists who study and reconstruct what this language was most likely like. Also called PIE or the PIE language. The name is derived from proto meaning before or simple and Indo-european which is a language group consiting of languages ranging from India to all of Europe.
The PIE root *bher- means to bare.
Proto-Indo-European is impossible to learn.
PIE is greek to me.
by nibbit October 11, 2010
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A gentlemen whose social and communal tendencies gyrate around the general ambivalence of others regarding whether he truly is a finger-popping gangster simply at the beginning of his intricate development or a confused boy with no self identification simply mix-and matching factions that should be foreign to him with those that you would expect him to embrace.
Oh! that silly gentlemen of color, look at him thick ironic black framed spectacles and flat silver trousers 'round his knees drenched in cheap cologne and failure,...what a proto-pseudo-gangster!
by Eisenach March 1, 2012
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An excellent gun and an excellent price. The pm8 was the gun that Mikko Huttnunen used to win world cup with the paintball team ironmen.
dude im gonna get a proto matrix 8 for my birthday!
by Marcus Gil May 20, 2008
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This is a political ideology! Let's tackle it partially:
Anarcho - This means that the ideology believes in no state, also this is a prefix for it to sound cool
Neo - Neo means that this ideology is applied to the modern world
Crypto - This means that the people that believe in this hide that they believe in it
Proto - This means that people that believe in this believe in the ideas that came before National-Bolshevism that helped create it
Capitalist - Well, here it starts to get a little harder. The whole idea of classical Nazbol is that it is communist, however, if we still maintain all the communist things, but allow free trade, voila, we have this
National-Bolshevism - This is an ideology that believes that there should be communist policies... except if you are a jew... or black... or anything other than whatever is the pure race
With western characteristics - This means that this ideology has some influences from the west

Summarizing, someone who believes in this believes that:
There should be no state, there should be socialist polices except the ones that stop free trade and these things only apply to one group, also this person hides that they are this, and believe that the original crypto-proto-capitalist-national-bolshevism with western characteristics was still not suited for today.
Ivan: Oh man, I want so much to discriminate against minorities, but the state doesn't let me do this... also, I kind of like communism, but also want free markets! Help me!
Anon: anarcho-neo-crypto-proto-capitalist-national-bolshevism with western characteristics should be your ideology!
by Lil' Nazbol February 17, 2023
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Edible animal products that under natural circumstances would become meat through animal young but not requiring the immediate demise of an animal such as unfertilized eggs and dairy products. The "lacto-ovo" of lacto-ovo vegetarian.
Proto-meat vegetarians eat unfertilized eggs and dairy products.
by Man on Mountain September 4, 2010
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