A handsome bitch from a boyband PRETTYMUCH, the oldest of them all. He is talented, awesome, artistic, motHERFOOKING EVERYTHING MY LOML . Deserves the world, and deserves a long-ass verse 👑
by droptopyellow October 31, 2018
One of the best MC's to ever do it. Best known for his rap battle with Envy, which ended in a controversial 2-1 decision for his opponent. Currently waiting in the cut, getting ready to release his mixtape that will shock the world.
"I'm the best mayne- I diiid it." - Eli Porter
by Eli's #1 Fan April 15, 2008
by mysterious gentleman November 27, 2011
Infamous for committing what was quite possibly the longest pause in a rap battle ever. Despite this shortcoming, many still regard him as one of the top 5 emcees Dead or Alive.
Eg's of Eli Porters work:
"See I'm the best maynne, I deed it"
"Look at these dentals mayne, withth dent on the grill"
and widely considered his Magnum Opus:
"You need to stay in the shade no wonder why you came out you were already in the gay parade".
"See I'm the best maynne, I deed it"
"Look at these dentals mayne, withth dent on the grill"
and widely considered his Magnum Opus:
"You need to stay in the shade no wonder why you came out you were already in the gay parade".
by Eli the mayne April 17, 2008
“Austin Porter is so talented.”
by PastelTori October 28, 2018
a cute blonde guy with long hair from the band PRETTYMUCH. an anime kween 😍🙌🏽 also a lowkey artist that’s highkey good. HES ALSO HOT ASF if you didn’t know ;))
“Did you hear the “uhh yo it’s prettymuch” in solita? the guy who did that is so hot”
“yup thats austin porter, AUSTIN DID THAT SHITTTT 😍”
“yup thats austin porter, AUSTIN DID THAT SHITTTT 😍”
by kuwonusarreaga October 28, 2018
Porter is an idiot and is super dumb. He is cocky and brags a lot. He loves to play Fortnite and is a giant virgin.
Porter won a victory royal!
by JustTellingYouTheTruth January 9, 2019