The internet version of a torch and pitchfork mob. A group of angry people raging about a problem that rapidly gains supporters, taking over topics, comment sections and product reviews with rage posts. Tramples anyone who doesn't agree mercilessly.

Commonly occurs in response to controversial topics or unpopular actions by corporations and/or the government.
The game's been broken for two days and there's an Internet Pitchfork Mob on the forums and in the amazon reviews!
by Laharl25 March 11, 2013
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That's what we would say during a downpour.
It's raining "pitchforks and hammer handles". Maybe that was just a local Pennsylvania Dutch area thing.
by bob4712 January 11, 2011
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Preemptively refining critique of a work or viewpoint to its best possible form.
"On Ghostbusters Reboot"

Before polishing your pitchfork> why the hell do they push women and "girl power" so much in this movie? That's not what this series is about!

After polishing your pitchfork -> the women in this movie are being used as shallow marketing ploys, not as new and unique characters. That's what we want in this movie.
by ergonomics January 14, 2020
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A sexual term regarding sex which involves triple penetration (anal, vaginal, & oral) with exceptionally small orifices.
I saw a porn with Bridget the Midget taking on three hung pricks at the same time. Talk about shaving the pitchfork!
by ManChildSyndrome September 17, 2015
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The one phrase which states quite clearly, the sarcastic way to finish an argument against something.
Said sarcastically or angrily, more or less, with a short burst of temper .
If someone doesn't like your opinion on anything, pretty much, this is said in huge retort to that, and pretty much defines your strong position to it.
"What? You don't like Zelda Breath of the Wild? Fine! Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!"
by Adam-D June 7, 2020
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What a Southern gentleman refers to the shocker pre 1900's.
She was completely and entirely unprepared for what they call......
The Devil's Pitchfork.
by Bottle Boiz December 2, 2009
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A daring sexual maneuver wherein a male inserts his penis and each individual testicle into three seperate females, preferably from from Eastern European and Baltic State origin.
Dude! I'm thinking of taking my girl to see Dracula and give her the ole Transylvanian Pitchfork with her two friends!
by KenBonezone6969 July 14, 2018
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