penial unit

A penial unit is the more appropriate word for penis or cock, or dick, or Chode, or Benis

Every man has a Penial Unit

by Jimmy Jones and the Ass Crew August 6, 2017

penial blasting

When you give someone a hand job and then invade their penis by sticking any of your fingers straight into the tip of the penis causing it to rupture their bladder making it spray a mix of blood and urine and seaman known as bluriman into the finger blasters face.

Guy 1: hey do you have time to play bingo or chess in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.

by Blastmaster of disaster July 14, 2019

Penial Rection

When the skull of a panda is completely terminated by Matrix Jesus.

Wood chips

Zookeeper 1: “Yo, that was a big fat penial rection”
Zookeeper 2: “yes it was bob, yes it was.”

by Patrik fartsex November 30, 2020

Peniale region

This is where the property of the Male sucks and fucks.

I was with my property and she sucked my peniale region

by Aliazer Alicea March 21, 2019

Penial Resh

When an unlucky man decides to sit down on his dick and manages to get a ball of ass fudge stuck in his urethra... This is said to be more painful then to shoot 50 kidney stones out at once.

Jabari: Yo mah NIGGUH! Ya gotta help a brothah out, I think I got sum SHIT in my D piece.

Derisha: Thats fuckee....

Shawnniqua: Look like mah main nig got a bad case of the penial resh.

by Shantell Deniquk Willy-hams December 30, 2011