opossumism 

A mix between pessimism and optimism, especially where the pessimism is utilized in order to make things seem better than they are. Opossumists also play dead when faced with danger.

1. Student 1: DUDE I FAILED THAT TEST OMG KILL ME
Teacher: You got a 78.
Student 1: Wait really?! Sweeet! Go opossumism!

2. Student 2: I definitely failed that test.
Teacher: Here is your 50...
Student 2: Eep *dead*

opossumism by opossumist March 10, 2011

Opossumming 

The practice of inserting a opossum into the rectum via pipe with the intention of deriving sexual gratification. Gerbilling often presents as a gateway to opossumming as individuals’ appetite for internal stimulation goes unsatisfied by smaller rodents. The opossum’s solitary, nocturnal tendencies make it particularly well suited for internal use though users report significantly more internal trauma compared to gerbilling.

The tender paws of the gerbil were no match for Rodney’s unique sexual demands. He soon turned to opossumming to satisfy his urges.

Opossumming by Beryl Andrews March 16, 2019

opussum 

When you don’t want to have sex with your man because you can get yourself of better. Wait til he goes to sleep then being out your bag of toys.

My girl didn’t want to give me any last night. I was pissed when I woke up to her mid orgasm. She was definitely playing opussum last night.

opussum by Secret Squirrel Squirter April 7, 2023

Opossumism 

The act of playing dead.

The victim used opossumism to escape her assailant.

Opossumism by Tripple$ November 4, 2017

Opossumistic 

Adjective
When someone is so positive that they would compare themselves to an opossum.

She is always so happy and opossumistic.

Opossumistic by Moant November 10, 2021

Opossumly 

To act dead

His mom yelled at him and he reacted curled into a ball opossumly.

Opossumly by thearchangelofsex December 17, 2021

Opossuming 

To not wear any legwear other than underwear

"He was just opossuming in his bedroom."

Opossuming by El_Goober September 27, 2024