Nigerian Dream

1)To have money, cars, houses, power, respect, pride, happiness, high position of authority and show off by spending heavily.
2)To go to a foriegn land and hustle hard; make it big time and go back to 9ja to fulfil the Nigerian Dream

"...Great lofty heights attain"

A sentence from the second Stanza of the Nigerian anthem, Verifies the Nigerian Dream.

The boy was wasting his life and living recklessly until his homeboys awoke him from his slumber. He is now living the Nigerian Dream.

by Johnxbull5 July 2, 2010

Nigerian Hurricane

A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.

John gave Marsha a Nigerian Hurricane, she was never the same again.

by Bringinithome August 21, 2008

Nigerian Barbecue

A barbecue, usually taking place in Nigeria or other African countries, where one is doused in a flammable fluid, preferably gasoline, and burned alive.

stupid kid: yo my butthole is throbbing I love it

person with a brain: please attend the next Nigerian barbecue. I think there's one tomorrow!

stupid kid's friend: lmao get cancer kid

by Big Zezak February 4, 2016

Nigerian Breastfeeder

a person who sucks the life out of you. One who depletes everything from you

You know how she is, she's exhausting. She's a Nigerian breastfeeder

by MJ McCully June 9, 2020

Nigerian Beanstalk

When you poop your pants and get a boner at the same time.

Dude, when I got my Spice Girls album in the mail it totally gave me a Nigerian Beanstalk...

by MargaretBarns April 9, 2011

Nigerian barges

Fake accounting, imaginary financial transactions.

Inspired by the huge Enron financial scandal, in which six former Enron
executives were charged with conspiracy for alleged involvement in a
December 1999 deal in which a loan from Merrill Lynch was disguised as
a sale of Nigerian barges so Enron could appear to have met earnings
targets.

Why do I get the feeling our accountant is playing with Nigerian barges here?

by JerrySmile January 22, 2004

Nigerian Backpack

when you get internet scammed for 4k with a fraudulent money order while simultaneously getting roofied and done from behind by the same Nigerian whom just robbed you.

Did you hear she got a nigerian backpack this weekend? Poor girl.

by Bin laden, Erinatalie. May 25, 2008